If you had to guess how you are going to die, how do you think you will go?
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ANSWERS: 52
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Probably be murdered.
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I'm too nervous. So probably something involving that. Heart attack. A stroke. I don't know xD. Luckily I might get ran over by a car or something before that.
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I'll be 90 years and die in bed with my 24 year old wife on our honeymoon. I'll die of dehydration and a severe latex allergy.
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Quickly.
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Lost in the throes of pure ecstasy.
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Hopefully it will be quickly. Probably in an auto accident.
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I am going to have guess that I'll die by brain death of some sort. Actually, I know I will, and so will you - so will everyone. We "die" for real when the identity-critical informational content of our brain is irreversibly destroyed. The most blunt way this can happen is by being shot in the head point blank, or having one's head crushed. However, a heart attack kills by depriving the brain of fresh, oxygenated blood when the heart stops pumping blood. I could list every method of dying, and they all lead to brain death, which is the real killer. Any guess more specific than that is pure speculation. However, if I had to choose, I would say that my death will probably be in the broad category of "accidental death".
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I'm not going to guess that because that is a very morbid thought and I'd rather focus on life.
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heart attack most likely
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Lung Cancer or Emphysema.
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having sex while skydiving into a tropical paradise right after I won the lottery
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id be doin some hookers and i would die right after the good part and i wouldnt fell a thing
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car accident
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heart attack or cancer they are both in a race right now
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I'm pretty sure I'll flop over from a heart attack, with any luck.
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Bad heart and hopefully it will go out while I am asleep. :)
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In old age. Peacefully. After living a rewarding and fulfilling life.
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Mostly likely by gunshot. Likely by high speed pursuit.
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I keep having a dream that I am shot in the head two times.
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I don't "know" how it will end..all I can do is tell you what I hope for...my dad took his usual afternoon nap one day before work ..he worked the Night Shift so he always took an afternoon nap..he never woke up. He had a lovely smile on his face and seemed so at peace. I would like to "go" like that! :)
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I will probably go just like most other members of my family do, go to bed feeling kinda sick one night, and not wake up the next morning.
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Massive heart failure or cancer at 50, or on the job. Most of my family died of the first two before they turned 50. Most of them had one hell of a lifestyle but a few were just normal people with bad hearts.
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probably laughing too hard :P
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Hopefully, like a hero.
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Chewed to death by 50 angry hamsters. I'll probably have it coming...
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i will be stalked for months then murdered... if thats not possable id like to slip into a coma so i can donate my organs then have my family emotionally turn of my support machine
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i hope to die after and drink and drug fueled orgy with lots of playboy bunnies.
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I'm going to win 264 million dollars on the power ball. At the moment I step out of the car, a giant, blue frozen ball of poopies (like on Joe Dirt), is going to be ejected from an airplane and strike me at an angle, dislocating my hip, breaking my femur and cartwheeling me into the street. As I struggle to get back on the sidewalk, a school bus loaded with all of the members of the Talahatchee Valley R-4 marching band - goes into a feet up, full lock powerslide on the shattered and frozen fecal matter, striking me and causing my death. It's just the shi+s I was so looking forward to dieing in a fiery car crash on my way to spring break at 102 years old with a bottle of whiskey and a fat sack of little blue diamond pills.
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I'm going to die in my sleep, after a night of wild sex!
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It runs in my family, I suppose in my sleep but that clashes with the shock to my wife. I would rather have a short illness so she will get used to the idea that my time has come. Cheers. [The points did stick, confirmed.]
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Seeing my died of cancer & my mom was close to having a heart attack & my grandparents all passed away from either of those that's my demise. Sadly I have a creepy feeling it may perhaps even be a car accident that end's my eternal happiness.
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In a fire :)
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Hopefully old and painless with my family near me.
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Popcorn, I swear I will choke to death trying to eat popcorn. If the popcorn does not get me it will be cancer. I have had 4 close relatives die from different forms of cancer. None were smokers.
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natural causes, perhaps. (no jinxing please)
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I will probably die of boredom.
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Since I have already lived thru damn near everything(I've been shot, stabbed, stomped, beaten with a ball bat, run over and hit in the head with a crow bar to name a few) I figure that I will probabally die in some comedic fashion like a poodle falls off a skyscraper and lands on my head or I'll bleed to death from a paper cut
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heart attack
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I've been near death a few times. All but one in a violent way. I have a pretty good idea how I'll die. Barring an accident.
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I"ll propbaly might die in my sleep/// thats wouldnt be so bad, wake up and be in Heaven, or who knows mayhe Hell... oh well who cares..
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I'm joining the Marines in a year as Enlisted, or maybe in 5 years as a Commissioned Officer if I make it into/through college, so my best guess is I'll go out with a bang. I'm hoping to be infantry (0311). Most likely I'm gonna get gunned down; hopefully by no fragmentation grenade, RPG or IED, don't want my body to get ripped apart or insintegrated or some shit (but then again I won't be around to care lol). If not on the battlefield, then probably cancer/heart attack/heart failure/car crash idk take your pick...
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I'll be walking pasta skyscraper and I'll be killed by a gorilla that fell out a 32nd floor window. Call it a hunch.
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Unaware loosing control of my body functions,as if trapped in my brain, seeing another dimension while chemicals release from the brain into my limbs along with various electrical impulses from within.
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I really wanna die peaceful. In my sleep!
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Probably by arms fire in a conflict zone in the Middle East. Hey, that's Marine life for ya.
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I will hear the cries of 400 people, my fault for having a heart attack whilst piloting a747
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Salad dressing poisoning.
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Painfully, and possibly at the hands of some psychotic
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knowing me, probably in the worst way possible. (on the toilet)
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In a blaze of glory!!! Just like Jon Bon Jovi's career!
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When you can cheat death what will you think? I've escaped being run down by a truck when I was just 4-5yrs, escape a rabies dog bite at 12yrs old, eascape being cut into half by a spinning ceiling fan that missed me and got stuck into the tv next to me and recently almost pinned under and between two speeding cars in the express tunnel way. Hospitalised for critical blood poisioning because of dengue. These are real micacles of escapes..Everytime I think about it I shiver with gratitude that I did not go in such a way. Then recently my brother in law who was looking forward for his retirement cash died in such a way that I can't even imagine. He was crushed and drowned under the tunnel the co. he was working at. He was an architect and earns good money unfortunely money was his god. The partner that was suppose to work that day couldn't turn so that's how my bro in law died. I'm sure he didn't wished to go that way. I don't wish to wish..only for mercy.
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More than likely either liver disease because of my fondness for beer, or lung cancer because of my addiction to cigarettes.
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