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Squeeze them in people's eyes. Mmmkay, down raters, If I were you I would hope like anything that I do not get handed lemons anytime soon or your eyes would be in imminent danger. And it just so turns out I gots me some lemons in the fridge and some lemonjuice from concentrate in a squeeze bottle (all the better for aiming.)
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i say deal with it. Atleast there not rotten lemons
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Put them on grilled salmon.
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I personally would say, Shut up, and eat your damn lemons!
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if life give you lemos make lemonade!
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...throw them away...lemons suck
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Throw them at people who ask me questions.
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Throw them at boys.
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sell them for profit
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squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies? duh...
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juggle!
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Break out the shot glasses and José Cuervo.
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Grate the peels, rent a helicopter, and dump 2 tonnes of zest onto downtown Houston.
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Play the evil scientist, mess around with the 'genes' to make SUPER LEMONS!
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Makes a nice centerpiece.
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Make your kitty a helmet like this guy did with a lime!
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I make beef stew
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SELL THEM BACK TO LIFE FOR AN OUTRAGEOUS PRICE! ALL CAPS ARE AWESOME!
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I'm not the guy who gets lemons, I'm the guy who gives lemons to other people so as to allow them to fullfill all of there wildest lemon related dreams!
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Cook 1. Lemon-rosemary salmon 2. Lemon-poppyseed muffins 3. Lemon icing on angel cake 4. Lemon juice works as a meat tenderizer Around the house 1. Polish your silverware 2. Get rid of fishy odors 3. Dried rinds are great for potpurri Health/Beauty 1. Freshen and clean you water with a sqeeze. 2. Tone and even out blotches on the skin 3. Get natural highlights in your hair Revenge 1. Squeeze into your enemy's eyes 2. Rub on your enemy's wounds 3. Make lemonade and don't give your enemy a sip
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Make lemonade, build a lemonade stand, and rake in the dough nuts.
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Hand them back and say "can i swop them for apples?" ???
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Take a shot
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Buy some tequila.
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bring out the bacardi cola :)
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Make an extra dry Greygoose martini staight up with a twist
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Ask life to please give you some Tequila as well...
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Hand them to my boyfriend to eat, since he always eats the lemons from my water glass when we go out.
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See how far I can shoot them using a "tator cannon"..LOL :)
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Hand them back and complain until it gives you limes.
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Whip them at Life as hard as you can!
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Find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!- Ron White.
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Make pancakes and eat yourself happy.
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Make energy!!!
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Do a shot of tequila.
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Make some lemonade, and use the rest for lemon zest.
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Make lemon curd bars, save and plant the seeds and hope some lemon trees grow.
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make some really sweet lemon tarts and hand them out to all the answerbagger's on this site.
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Become a used car salesman.
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Squirt it in your competition's eyes.
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Throw them back and ask for great big juicy oranges!
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I would just shut up and eat my lemons...
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Don't worry be happy!
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Throw them at whoever is making me upset :P
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Make lemonade, then find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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create electricity!
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suck it and see!!
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I like lemons!
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squirt them in someones eyes that you dont like :P
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Use the juice to write secret messages. That's with lemons, right?
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Make Pink Lemonade my favorite
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Figure out why you were handed lemons in the first place. Livia
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Make lemonade! :D
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Juice them and squirt the juice in someone's eye.
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Throw them at midgets...
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Pretend like you're going to take the lemons but then at the last second duck down and do a ninja sweep kick and knock life on it's ass
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throw them at cars...or thats what my brothers used to do....is that wrong? lol
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It certainly is cliche' and has been said times before...When Life hands you lemons---make lemonade.
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Give them to my mom so she can throw a few in a glass of ice water and call it lemonaide and then take the rinds and make her goofy lookin teeth thingies.
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Squeeze them to make lemonade.=)
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Make lemon chicken, yummmm!!
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Juice them, mix the juice with some cracked black pepper and make Chicken.
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You go take a pee.
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splurge--buy the good vodka...
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Open up shop and sell these special "handled by life" lemons for $10 a piece and make some money on the deal!
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Throw them right back and add some lemons of my own.
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Get implants the size of grapefruit!
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Throw them at people, laugh and ask life for more
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1. Lick them and go 'bleh'. 2. Cramm them up the asses of your enemies. 3. Throw them at passing strangers. 4. Blow them up! (I don't really have a reason for this one - I just like blowing things up...) 5. Eat them whole. I once ate a whole lemon, rind and pith included, in 3 minutes. :D
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throw them at hillary!! boooooo!!!
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Ummm... I ate them... and made funny faces...
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Happy Bunny sez: When life gives you lemons... use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
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Take up juggling!
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Make very concentrated lemon juice and start spraying life in the eye balls and then life will know how it feels.
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I'd peal them and throw pieces at people I don't like... Hopefully hitting them in the eye. muh ha ha ha
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Chuck them at my ememies heads!
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Take up drinking Gin & Tonic cos you need lots of lemons
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If life hands you lemons, then you make limeade...
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Tequila time...pass the salt shaker. ;-)
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regift them. death is hard to shop for.
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Throw them at it when its back is turned
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Squeeze hard, and blind whoever's in your way with acidic lemon juice.
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I think snake bites would be a nice way to use them up.
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make a huge kamikaze
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Plant the seeds, grow a lemon tree, plant more seeds, grow more lemons, sell the lemons, become a lemon tycoon, bask in corporate america... or something like that
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hand then back and say sorry dont want any
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squeeze it in someones eye
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suck it and see!
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Make lemon meringue pies
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Throw them at people.
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Tell life to go to hell!
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throw out the lemon, grab a lime, salt and tequila. lol!!
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Grab my copy of Vegan with a Vengeance and make a batch of lemon bars.
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You should find someone who's life has given them vodka...and have a party...lol
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You should aid the lemon
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MAKE LEMONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stop asking for lemons.
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wait till they get moldy and then pelt people with them :)
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Throw 'em back at the fucker
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Cut them in half and eat them. I love lemons.
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