ANSWERS: 13
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Wishful thinking is me thinking my woman will let me go to vegas instead of saving for our wedding
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"Gee, those 'stimulus checks' will completely turn the economy around and make up for seven years of bad policies."
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Me, being Mrs. Mark Walhberg....ahhhhhh
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Going to the NFL football game instead of taking her to the babyshower...............
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I can't give just one, it's too tempting: 1- Someone will come up with a cell phone plan the customer can understand. 2- The airline will bump you up to first class because they're sorry about losing your luggage on the last flight. 3- You'll get a too-good-to-be-true offer in the mail from a bank that will actually turn out to be true. 4- You'll call for pre-authorization of an expensive operation, and the insurance company will not launch into a long series of evasive maneuvers. 5- There will be an unexpected knock on the door on Saturday morning, and it will be your neighbor bringing you a pie instead of the Jehovah's Witnesses. 6- We'll invade a small, helpless-looking country and it won't become an endless quagmire.
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"Yeah, one day I'll take you for a drive in my Ferrari."
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Going on Monster.com to find a job.
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Certainly..I wish Jim and I could move to Honolulu to live near my son! :)
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I am SO sexy. A hunk. A god amongst men.
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a straightner will soon be invented that, willl not damage ur hair.
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The grass in my from lawn will grow lush and green. (Too much shade there.) The wild turkey hen in our backyard will hatch baby turkeys and we can watch them grow up. I will become sexy. I'll win millions in lottery.
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Life after death
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I'm pregnant.
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