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Well, if your lead pic on your MySpace is current, I would cut your hair.
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If you are really "sloppywet", I would probably spend a lot of time out in the sun in order to get dry.
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Ever played chicken?
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Depends... do you need it back? If not, I would abuse the hell out of it with liquor, drugs, danger, and sex.
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If I could...I'd hire you out as a gigolo...then keep the money for myself. If I couldn't do that, I'd hire you out to mow lawns...then keep the money for myself. Either way you'd wake up tired and sore wondering what the he** happened to you yesterday and I'd be out shopping.
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G'day Sloppywet, Thank you for your question. See if I could get any better luck using it to meet women. Mind you, when she woke up she would really think that she had beer goggles. Regards
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Much like Penal Colony, I'd likely go the route of drugs and alcohol... a few other things I avoid doing to my own body.
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I would dye it blue. It wouldnt be my body.
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I would connect an electrode to one of your wrists and one to mine, then we will hold hands with the other hand, while someone cranks up the voltage to see who chickens out first, you or me.
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