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When I told them they can go F off! I was very embarrased for thier behavior and never spoke to them again.
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My GF's mom accidentally let a good one rip at the door when I first went there to meet them. Hijinx ensued;)
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I remember that they both had perpetual flatulence. It was embarassing for them but I thought it was as funny as all hell.
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I may have told this story before, so bear with me: It was 10 years ago on Valentine's day. I left work early and went to the store and bought Scooby Doo valentine underwear, A paper heart shaped doile and a rose. I swooped on home and pulled over by the side of the road, and took off all my clothes, taped the heart doile to my chest, put the rose in my teeth, and donned the Scooby Doo Boxers. I then continued up to the house and knocked on my door. My mother in Law answered it. My wife (at the time) was gone, and had her come to babysit.
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Not to embarassing, but shortly after I met them, my husband (now, boyfriend then) and I were at their house and I had my birth control pills in my pocket and unknown to me they had dropped out and slid down into the recliner I was sitting in. When I finally realized it, there was no discreet way to get them out. We had to tell his mom since they never left the room and we had to pull the chair out and turn it over to get them back. Of course we both came from families that don't believe in sex before marriage, so that one went over realllllll well!!
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