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Wild One
ANSWERS: 10
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Order the steak next time.
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Eat it, it's protein;)
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Send it back and complain to the owner.... if at a restaurant. Throw it out if your at your house and buy a fly trap or start taking out your garbage?
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Zip it up.
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Call the garcon over to the table, slap him as if he were a real french-man, demand new soup, Without flies, then threaten to report the restaraunt to the health board. Or just remove the fly and eat the soup. your call.
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Buzz off to another restraunt. :)
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Have salad.
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Don't shout it out , they'll all want one and they may make you pay extra.
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Perform mouth to mouth, he's dying damn it!!
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THE BACKSTROKE! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! I'm here all week. Tip your waitress generously and drive safely!
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