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Can you remember any good quotes from any Mel Brooks movies?

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by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 31st, 2008
How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?!
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- Thank you! "Spaceballs"
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on March 31st, 2008
- You're welcome, kitten!
  I loved that movie! lol ;)
  
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by royal77 says hello friend on March 31st, 2008
"It's good to be da king." - History of the World Part I.
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- You beat me to it, Royal! *SMILES* (+pts.2.U.)
  
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  by --Irahyn.says.Tks.4.Pts. --- on March 31st, 2008
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by Merfish on March 31st, 2008
A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!
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by BigDaddyBS on March 31st, 2008
Blazing Saddles:

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"Are we all right?"
"We don't know... Are we... Black?"
"Yes, we are..."
"Then we're ok... But we're VERY confused."

"The Sherriff is a n...BONG"

"Oh, baby... You are SO talented... And THEY are SO dumb!"

Young Frankenstein

"How would like a roll in the hay?"

"What was the name?"
"Abby something"
"Abby?"
"Abby Normal"

"He would have an enormous Schwanstica (sp?)"
"That goes without saying"

Something like "I know when you did the exchange, you made his brain normal... But what did YOU get in return... ... Oh... ... Oh my ... ... Oh... Sweet Mystery of Life at last I found you."
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- One of my faves
  
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  by Littlebirrd on April 1st, 2008
- The same here
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on April 11th, 2008
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by angie on March 31st, 2008
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing.
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- Thank you! "History of the World Part 1"
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on March 31st, 2008
- hehehe I love it, that and I can't rememember how it goes, but when Moses is in the desert and he says FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING THE BILLBOARDS OUTLOUD ... or however it goes!!
  
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  by angie on March 31st, 2008
- I don't remember that.
  
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by Dazed and Confused on March 31st, 2008
"More beans?"
*pffffffffffftttttt*
"I think ye've had enough!"

Oh gosh, I remember laughing until I almost peed on myself during the campfire scene when he said that. Mel Brooks RULED the 70's and early 80's.
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- I STILL laugh when I see that scene on TV and the have the gas replaced with cows mooing. ^_^
  
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  by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on April 3rd, 2008
- I love that scene too
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on April 11th, 2008
- Every time I see that scene on TV, they just left it quiet. Still one of my favorite scenes of all time.
  
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  by jbigie on April 12th, 2008
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by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 31st, 2008
Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
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Franz Liebkind: Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick burning fuse or ze slow buring fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out.
[snips dynamite fuse]
Franz Liebkind: Zis is critical.
[lights fuse with match]
Franz Liebkind: Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse.
[pause]
All: THE QUICK FUSE!
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Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?
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Franz Liebkind: Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"?
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- Ah the Producers.....YES
  
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by angie on March 31st, 2008
"Plumbing! Pump s**t right out of your house! Plumbing!"
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- "You're going to... ROME!"
  "I'm IN Rome!"
  "Do I lie?"
  
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  by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on April 3rd, 2008
- I thank my Dad for introducing me to Mel Brooks films.
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on April 11th, 2008
- me too :)
  
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by FaerieWhings on March 31st, 2008
Put ze candle back!

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I can keep going! LoL!

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Ok, have to add something from Mel's Queen, Madeline, and my Idol.
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- Thank you! I just love that movie "Young Frankenstein".
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on March 31st, 2008
- Shtay very close to the candle schtick. The shtaircase can be quite, treacherous.
  
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  by FaerieWhings on March 31st, 2008
- What lovely knockers.
  
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  by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on March 31st, 2008
- vy, sank you.
  
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  by FaerieWhings on March 31st, 2008
- I added something to my answer, couldn't help it.
  
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  by FaerieWhings on March 31st, 2008
- Nice add...
  
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by AB-Joel on March 31st, 2008
Where the white women at?
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- Thank you! "Blazin Saddles"
  
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by FaerieWhings on March 31st, 2008
Excuse me while I whip this out!
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by HappyGoLucky on April 12th, 2008
I liked Space Balls that was a funny movie in the 80's
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by jbigie on April 12th, 2008
"Quickly, you must wake up. There is a foul plan afoot."
"Not my feet, I just washed them."

"Oh Master Robin, you've lost your arms in battle... And Grown a nice set of boobs."

"Blinkin, they've taken the house."
"I thought it felt a bit drafty."

"Let's get out of these lady's clothes and into our tights!"
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by 12StringBabe on April 12th, 2008
Governor Le Petomane: "We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Blazing Saddles, of course
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by Mrs Priner on April 1st, 2008
no! but men in tights is funny that's mel brooks right?
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- It certainly is!
  "I am Ahsneeze, father of Achoo"
  "Bless you!"
  "No no... Achoo is my son!"
  
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  by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on April 3rd, 2008
- I just watched Robin Hood Men In Tights the other day
  
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by Brian on April 1st, 2008
Dark Helmet to Lone Starr: "I am your father's brother's roommate!"
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by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on March 31st, 2008
My God! What ARE you doing to the furniture???
____________________________
Yes, I'm scheduled to meet Count Dracula.
<gasp> Dracula?
Dracula?
<gasp> Dracula?
...schedule???
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Igor, will you give me an had with the bags?
Certainly! You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on July 16th, 2009
"The staircase can be quite treacherous... stay close to the candles.... "

The candles are NOT lit.
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by Anonymous on May 29th, 2009
From "The Producers" ~ Hitler was a great painter too. He could paint an entire apartment in one day, two coats"
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by wthing8 on December 13th, 2008
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.
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by SABOTEUR on April 12th, 2008
"I SAID, the new SHERIFF is a n...(band plays)!"

Old Coot - BLAZING SADDLES
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by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on April 3rd, 2008
"Bob! Oh, Bob! Do I have any openings that this man might... fit?"

Oooooohhhh.....

"We could use a new wine steward"

"I have a really great corkscrew!"

OOooooooOOOohhhh!!

"Hip crowd!"
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by Philip on April 3rd, 2008
She's gone from suck to blow. Spaceballs.
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by Dee Dee just havin some fun on April 3rd, 2008
"What great knockers" Young Dr. Frankenstein.
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by Littlebirrd on April 1st, 2008
From Young Frankenstein:

[Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.

[it starts to pour]

Medical Student: Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extrordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti?
[the class laughs]
Medical Student: Why, the worm, sir.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, I did read something of that incident when I was a student, but you have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being.
Medical Student: But wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My grandfather was a very sick man.
Medical Student: But as a Fronkensteen, aren't you the least bit curious about it? Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue to you?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind! Dead is dead!
Medical Student: But look at what has been done with hearts and kidneys...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!
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by Majorly Jetpacking on April 1st, 2008
Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

Igor: What hump?

Young Frankenstein
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by zzx4507 on July 6th, 2010
The answer is right here
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