Excuse me while I whip this out!

Where the white women at?

Put ze candle back! **** I can keep going! LoL! ******* Ok, have to add something from Mel's Queen, Madeline, and my Idol.

Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus! Jesus: Yes. Comicus: What? Jesus: What? Comicus: What? Jesus: Yes. Comicus: Jesus! Jesus: Yes. Comicus: What? Jesus: What? Comicus: You said what. Jesus: Yes. Comicus: Nothing.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?!

"It's good to be da king." - History of the World Part I.

Blazing Saddles: "Mongo only pawn in game of life." "Are we all right?" "We don't know... Are we... Black?" "Yes, we are..." "Then we're ok... But we're VERY confused." "The Sherriff is a n...BONG" "Oh, baby... You are SO talented... And THEY are SO dumb!" Young Frankenstein "How would like a roll in the hay?" "What was the name?" "Abby something" "Abby?" "Abby Normal" "He would have an enormous Schwanstica (sp?)" "That goes without saying" Something like "I know when you did the exchange, you made his brain normal... But what did YOU get in return... ... Oh... ... Oh my ... ... Oh... Sweet Mystery of Life at last I found you."

"Plumbing! Pump s**t right out of your house! Plumbing!"

Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings! Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one? --------------- Franz Liebkind: Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick burning fuse or ze slow buring fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out. [snips dynamite fuse] Franz Liebkind: Zis is critical. [lights fuse with match] Franz Liebkind: Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse. [pause] All: THE QUICK FUSE! ------------------- Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right? ---------------- Franz Liebkind: Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"? ----------------

A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!

My God! What ARE you doing to the furniture??? ____________________________ Yes, I'm scheduled to meet Count Dracula. <gasp> Dracula? Dracula? <gasp> Dracula? ...schedule??? ____________________________ Igor, will you give me an had with the bags? Certainly! You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.

&quot;More beans?" *pffffffffffftttttt* "I think ye've had enough!" Oh gosh, I remember laughing until I almost peed on myself during the campfire scene when he said that. Mel Brooks RULED the 70's and early 80's.

Dark Helmet to Lone Starr: "I am your father's brother's roommate!"

no! but men in tights is funny that's mel brooks right?

Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump. Igor: What hump? Young Frankenstein

From Young Frankenstein: [Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job. Igor: Could be worse. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How? Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour] Medical Student: Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extrordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti? [the class laughs] Medical Student: Why, the worm, sir. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, I did read something of that incident when I was a student, but you have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being. Medical Student: But wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My grandfather was a very sick man. Medical Student: But as a Fronkensteen, aren't you the least bit curious about it? Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue to you? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind! Dead is dead! Medical Student: But look at what has been done with hearts and kidneys... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!

&quot;What great knockers" Young Dr. Frankenstein.

She's gone from suck to blow. Spaceballs.

&quot;Bob! Oh, Bob! Do I have any openings that this man might... fit?" Oooooohhhh..... "We could use a new wine steward" "I have a really great corkscrew!" OOooooooOOOohhhh!! "Hip crowd!"

Governor Le Petomane: "We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen!" Blazing Saddles, of course

&quot;Quickly, you must wake up. There is a foul plan afoot." "Not my feet, I just washed them." "Oh Master Robin, you've lost your arms in battle... And Grown a nice set of boobs." "Blinkin, they've taken the house." "I thought it felt a bit drafty." "Let's get out of these lady's clothes and into our tights!"

I liked Space Balls that was a funny movie in the 80's

&quot;I SAID, the new SHERIFF is a n...(band plays)!" Old Coot - BLAZING SADDLES

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags. Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.

From "The Producers" ~ Hitler was a great painter too. He could paint an entire apartment in one day, two coats"

&quot;The staircase can be quite treacherous... stay close to the candles.... " The candles are NOT lit.