Does anyone here worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster? What are some of your rituals/practices?
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oh my goodness!!! i was considering that :)it would be pretty cool!!! :)
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Lots of Parmesan cheese an even more hail yeahs.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster made it to AB, and I thought it was it was just at Y/A, sad. Needless to say I never worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I praise his holy Noodliness at least once a day with a bowl of pasta
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Bathe in tomato sauce, and enter the meatiest balls competition, held at the National Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Throwing wet noodles onto the fridge to observe their readiness!
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Carbo Diem Link to the main web-site: http://www.venganza.org/ WWTFSM Do? Eating Pasta without Pecorino Romano is a sin. R'amen
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I say thanks daily for all the noodles in my life.
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Wear a pirate regalia and talk like one arrrrrrrr! . and pray; may his goodness the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster blessfully touch me with his noodly appendages. R'Amen
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is satiric fiction. The FSM was created in 2005, by Bobby Henderson in an open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education prior to the Kansas evolution hearings as an argument against the teaching of intelligent design in biology classes. Here is the letter: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter Mr. Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science." Many Christians agree that intelligent design should not be taught in the class room and the FSM was a unique way of putting across a point. With love in Christ.
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I sacrifice a can of ravioli every 5 months. PRAISE BE THE NOODLEEE ONE!!!
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