Some guy in a shit dollar store in NYC just exposed himself to me and starting to "relieve himself"... I feel so violated. What should I do? =(
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Stay away from NYC?
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take the first $1 rolling pin you can see on the shelf and hit the mofo in the nuts!!!
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Look at pictures of bunnies. He didn't pee on your shoes did he?
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If you ever see him again take the power away from him by laughing and telling him you've seen bigger chipolatas. If you react in any other way they get a kick from it. Belittle them and they are less likely to do it again. (Advice from a UK Cop.)
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And you didn't curse him out and call him a nut-job point and laugh and say hey one day that thing may turn into a penis. I am so disappointed in you Fun tsk tsk tsk. *hangs head in shame*
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First of all you should have said: "Excuse me. Does that thing come in an adult size."?
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Go home and take a shower. It's your only recourse.
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