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  • I have choked on my own saliva. I know that sounds sick but it is true.
  • I've choked on my words.
  • Something as simple as water while drinking from a cup.
  • A grape as it exited my nostril. I cannot even BEGIN to tell what that feels like. I was in a "how many grapes can you put in your mouth and still close it" contest. I closed it and felt this horrid choking, sliding, pain, and... ... out it came. Did I open my mouth when it first started? Noooooooooooooo... it was a bet and I was going to bloody well win it. I did not know that was physically possible!
  • Chocolate covered cherry. I was acting silly and put a whole one in my mouth and when I bit down it exploded and the thick syrup started down my throat before I swallowed, which caused me to do the try and swallow at the same time as breathe thing and a major choking fit. My little brother freaked and tried to do the heimlich maneuver which only made me laugh so it got worse. Eventually I managed to get a breath and swallow the rest, then have some water. It was drama.
  • My own saliva! I wonder if someone could choke to deth in their own saliva? It would be a terribly ironic way to die!
  • I'm gonna say pop (soda) because then the bubbles go up the back of your throat into your nose and it's just the strangest feeling.
  • Okay, it's not my story but I had to share it because it's a hilarious choking story. I used to work in a call center, and two of my coworkers hated each other. One was an older, very proper preacher's wife with her hair always in a bun and the other coworker was a young, partying guy, and they fought back and forth with each other every day. She was always trying to "save" him. Well she has this thing about jelly beans, she loves them! And one day she started choking on one. She wasn't being very loud about it so no one realized what was going on except the guy she always fought. He started the Heimlich maneuver on her, and since no one else realized what was going on we all thought he snapped and was trying to kill her! All we saw was his arms around her and her moving up and down and her bun shaking and going to the side of her head. Then the jelly bean shot across the room and the entire place just burst out laughing. Now they are friends. Great story, eh? Sorry it wasn't mine but I just had to share it. :)
  • Do we really want to go there???? So as not to be explicit, I will just say that it is a private matter between myself and my hubby! <grin>
  • eewww, I hate choking on my coffee. I do it all the time. I have even choked so bad that the coffee came out my nose. That was gross.
  • I'm not sure that I'm allowed to say that on AB.. However the other day my s/o sneezed while he was gargling....the mouthwash shot straight up the back of his throat...came out of his NOSE ...sprayed all over the bathroom wall to wall mirror..and then somehow rebounded off the ceiling and went down the back of his head...ROTFLMAO--I guess you had to be there..it took him about 1 hour to clean it all up:)
  • A big piece of ice, I couldn't breathe for a few seconds. It was pretty scary actually.
  • Ironically I choked on chocolate and it nearly killed me...because it stays sticky in your throat I couldnt shift it..I thought I was a gonna :-O
  • I think I literally coined the term, "Gagged by a spoon" Trust me, it's best if you don't now the whole story...
  • i choked on a ricecrispie treat once.
  • A nickel and a piece of a taco shell.
  • A marble that got stuck up my nose. *What? I never said I was the brightest child.
  • It's definitely not weird but it was an aspirin when I was a kid. The 7-up went down and left the aspirin at the back of my throat and I went *nuts*!! Anyone who has posted here knows first hand how awful it is to choke and gag but what really is unfun is the watery eyes after that seems to last for days!! :(
  • sacrament water. I have a hard time with small amounts, I often choke on my saliva, but when I chug I am fine
  • Chicken Noodle Soup, so bad that the noodles came out thru my nose, not a nice feeling! :(

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