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No I am afraid I am hopeless and jokes. I cannot even remember the ones that people tell me.
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Yep! Listen: What cannot an idiot do? He cannot connote!
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Yep. I have a one-liner that I made up. It's not ROTFLYFAO funny but it's an X-rated joke about Lassie so I'm reluctant to post it here. :p I also made up a pun phrase for saying goodbye or get lost. I'm sure most people have heard ones such as, "Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?" or "I'm gonna make like a jet plane and take off". What I came up with was, "I'm gonna make like an amoeba and split." Haha, not a real side-splitter but about a month later I heard John Belushi use the same phrase on Saturday Night "Live". :o
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I am part of a Toastmasters (public speaking) club, and used this joke once: What is a Toastmaster's favorite food? A talk-o!
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It's usually by accident and someone usually ends up getting offended.
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yes
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