well, I dont believe in the holy spirit, but I def believe joe banged mary. I really like the questions, good show!

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The Holy Spirit is not a sperm, but the sperm is part of the holy spirit. Sperm is a holy substance because the holy spirit resides in sperm more so than any other substance on earth!

No. It can be deduced from the scripture, that the reason Mary got pregnant was a miracle, for which no male sperm is necessary (however, there are also alternative views about this). "The virgin birth of Jesus is a religious tenet of Christianity and Islam which holds that Mary miraculously conceived Jesus while remaining a virgin. A universally held belief in the Christian church by the second century, this doctrine was included in the two most widely used Christian creeds, which state that Jesus "was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary" (the Nicene Creed as revised by the First Council of Constantinople) and was "born of the Virgin Mary" (Apostles' Creed), and was not seriously challenged, except by some minor sects, before the Enlightenment theology of the eighteenth century. The gospels of Matthew and Luke say that Mary was a virgin and that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit. These gospels, later tradition and current doctrine present Jesus' conception as a miracle involving no natural father, no sexual intercourse, and no male seed in any form. The Gospel of Matthew additionally presents the virgin birth of Jesus as fulfilling a prophecy from the Book of Isaiah." Source and further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_birth_of_Jesus

You have to know that Joseph and Mary 'knew' on another.