What’s the funniest “threat” you’ve made (or heard made) to kids to get them to quit fighting?
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That if we didn't stop it right now, she'd tie us together and we'd go the whole rest of the trip like that.
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"I'm gonna duct tape you together and make a hood ornament out of you if you two don't knock it off!" I love my grandma!
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When my oldest son was in his teens I threatened to confiscate his hair dryer. Actually, there was no threat or bribe that could make him do anything that he didn't want to do. And I am glad for it. He has grown up into a fine, strong man who knows how to take care of himself and his family.
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I swear to god I will drill a hole through your penis so the next time you take a piss you'll piss all over yourself! I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU! So help me god if you do not shut up I will tie you to the top of my car naked and get in a low speed police chase so the entire world will see you naked on live tv!
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