What would you do if Johnny Depp delivered bacon to your Zombie Ninja neighbor's door wearing a jetpack while doing homework about unidentified pills?
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
ANSWERS: 21
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I would quickly stop taking drugs of any kind :)
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Put down the joint
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Use it as topic for a dissertation on famous AB Memes. : )
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I'd be so predictable...I'd ask for his autograph and tell him how I've followed his career since 21 Jump Street and how brilliant an actor I think he is..that's it! :)
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I'd steal the bacon! >:)
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Blame the trolls....;-D..
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I would tell him that the best way to clean pot out of his system before a drug test is to not do drugs and invite him in to watch anime. Then I would alternately complain about being suicidal and b*tch about atheists AND theists as we watched it. (I was trying to work a relationship problem in there but I do not have any)
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Wonder who slipped LSD into my coffee, LOL!
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Decide it was time to take a nap.
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I'd waltz down the street dressed up as a bird with him and go flying with his jetpack WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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OH, I would just wonder how to flush the drug out of my system before the mandatory drug test first thing in the morning at my job where my boss is totally unfair and expects me to work for a living doing things that are beneath my abilities, which I wonder might be worthy of a law suit. By the way, I'm sleeping with my boss :)
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I would ask him to turn to page 18 and then congratulate me for not wearing white after Labor Day.
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Ok, well first i would faint as its not every day Johnny Depp comes to our neighbourhood! then i would steal the bacon (for later use) - kill the zombie ninjas (as im trained in that particular field) - check out his jetpack (it might be a better upgrade than mine) then finally,i would have my dog sing to him whilst eating romaine lettuce (with the bacon of course)!!!!!!!!! ;)
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I'd go back to bed :)
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I'd jump him. Who cares about Zombie Ninja's or bacon or homework when Mr. Depp is involved. :)
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I'd wonder if that could make my neighbor pregnant and/or give my pet a rash.
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Well, hopefully I would wake up and drink some Alka Seltzer because this sounds like the kind of dream sequence brought on by a nocturnal bout of acid indigestion.
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I would assume I'd finally gone mental... cuckoo... absolutely bonk-er-ooney... MOOOOOO!!!
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ask for a higher dose of haldol
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Since I don't pay attention to my neighbors, I doubt that I would notice anything of that nature, anyway. or I'd tell him "bravo!" for finally researching what should have already killed him long ago, for one, then I would walk away.
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I would start by allowing the neighbor zombie time to turn Johnny Depp into a zombie as well. After he has converted I would kill the ninja zombie and then just turn on the jet-pack and watch the Johnny Depp Zombie get launched into the stratosphere with no motor controls it won't end well for him. Then I would take the homework and run it through a spell checker and make sure it is done well and follow it's advice.
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