What’s the biggest lie you’ve told a cop?
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ANSWERS: 11
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We were just looking at the stars, no we didnt know there was a party over there well thanks for telling us we are going the other way now.
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I've only had 2, I promise....
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Gave him a fake name.
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None, you never lie to a cop. Everything you do and say can and would be brought up in the event of legal action. I've only had a few (minor) legally based encounters with police.
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I wasn't speeding!!!!! hang on, that's actually a truth..
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I just don't love you anymore. (I was living with one at the time.)
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Officer, I swear I didn't come at him with a saw. I have no idea how his jacket cut cut
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"No sir, no booze or drugs. Its just a watermelon" Then I pulled back the flap on my saddlebags to display a.... .... small watermelon. The problem is is that this was an alcoholic watermelon. I would cut a rectangular hole in it, gut it as much as I could, replace the original contents with cut up fruits, including de-seeded watermelon pieces, rum, and everclear. Replace the rectangular piece and viola! A normal watermelon to all intents and purposes. Then motored on into the campground with my friends for the weekend biker party. These watermelons were really very tasty and would put you on your back in no time flat. :)
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I don't have any outstanding warrants.
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You look great today
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When I was 19, I bought my 1st sportscar, a '71 Fiat 124 Spyder. Out cruisin' on Interstate 81 on a beautiful (but very warm) summer's day in the Pocono mountains of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I decided to pull over to smoke some boo. Like an idiot I parked under a tree in some shade but on the center divide island! Naturally, within' 2 minutes the cops show up and wanna know WTF I'm doin' there? Well, I couldn't tell them the truth so I said the car was running hot so I parked in the shade to help it cool off! The cop actually thought I was even *that* stupid! ;-)
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