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by barcalounger on April 14th, 2009
He was eating Twinkies, as he drove along the highway
Listening to Merle Haggard and his band.
He didn't see the semi, as he came around the corner
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Oh yes he died with his Ding Dong in his hand.
He scattered cream filled cupcakes 'cross the land.
One of life's great big no-no's,
He was reaching for his Ho-Ho's
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand.
He was a country singer, who was eatin' Zingers
As he sang with a red-hot country band.
The band was really smokin', 'til the singer started chokin'
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
That last song he sang was really grand.
He thought he was the mostest, 'til he bit that big fat Hostess,
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
(At a fast bluegrass tempo... Chords are D, G and A7. Enjoy! ...Gotta run and grab a Ring-Ding...)
by pandabear on July 24th, 2008
do you mean the song junk food junky from the 70,s
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