An atheist and theist and a ninja broke into my front door and started arguing about what type of pill they found, I think they are cheating on me, should I break up with them, am I pregnant, should I see a doctor or a heated debate? Is this normal?
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
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I think you should do their homework for them. Or you should post a suicide threat on AB.
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Seriously though, was he pregnant? It must have been the pill and lack of god. I think you shall call a divorce lawyer right away!
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Give them all the rabbits you have and they will go away.
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You forgot "PLZ HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"
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Duck and start singing the American Anthem. That should cure the pregancy also.
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Duck and cover. Call the bush administration, it's a terrorist attack! *Activating code red on terror alert* (Just wondering, what the fuck do the codes stand for? How do they help us at all? Does anyone even know what they mean, or what do to during them?)
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An atheist would never break down a door, they do not believe in passageways to the next relm!!!!!
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Yes, but what's their favorite anime and what should they feed their bunnies? lol
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Yes, you are pregnant and the pill is the birth control pill that failed you because you got your days mixed up and took the placebo at the wrong time. I suggest you see a vet because it is likely that one of the pups is on an artery causing the Atheist, Theist and Ninja hallucination. They were arguing in ALL CAPS and wearing sock puppets no doubt . . . No, this is not normal unless you are an anime bunny playstation troll that owns goldfish and have been feeding them coral. If this is the case, it is perfectly okay, just be yourself and enjoy no matter how other think of you . . . if they shun you this means that they only pretended to like you to get help with their homework. If this happens, get THE POLICE in hot pursuit to taze the jackass till it grows wings and eats the flying monkey and opens a facebook account then we'll all be happy. Problem solved.
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You are only pregnant if the pill was blue, the ninja had been aroused at least once in the last year, you touched the theist after he ejaculated at least once in the previous lunar cycle, and Venus and Mars were in a conjunctive position with a crop circle. Take the pill. If you die, it was bad. If you start seeing the walls melt, it was PCP. If you later find out you are not pregnant, it was RU-484. Yes, they are cheating on you, but why break up with them when you can just add an agnostic and have a round-robin? Never see a doctor. They give you useless factual information based upon clinical tests and examinations. It is much cheaper and more stress-inducing to simply sit and wildly speculate. Besides, the all-wise strangers on the internet probably can read your mind and tell you everything you need to know to live to a ripe old age of 1000. Sure, it is all normal. I see a lot of it everyday.
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