You are encountered by a giant purple platypus. What do you do now?
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Caffenated llama of flourescent doom
ANSWERS: 5
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Take pictures! No one would believe me.
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If he's not duck billed, I'm not interested. Platypuses these days think just being big and purple is enough! Well, it ISN'T! You need to be duck billed for me to take notice. *edited due to my poor spelling*
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Beat it with my hand which is apparently Harry Potter and feed it my macaroni hair...then stop doing acid.
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I might bring him to my friend who seems to love platypuses. One of his friends happens to like the colour purple. I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
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I would take him/her with me to the Y to go swimming.
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