The city or town that you live in is planning a celebration and parade in your honor! What did you do to deserve this?
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Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 15
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Hey, whoever said I had to deserve anything?! Shhhhh...don't tell them it wasn't me! :P
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They were thrilled that I FINALLY mowed my lawn.
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I killed Paris and Britney, so they would stop polluting the minds of young girls to act and dress like them!
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I changed the windshield wiper blades on my car. First time in eight years.
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Nothing, really, they're just big fans of me.
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for doing a bunch of crazy stunts..i have a natural talent for doing stuff like that...
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Me and L.A.P.D. cleaned up the crime.
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Volunteered a lot. Thank you will suffice. Parades are for politicians and firemen (the latter are quite fun).
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'Cuz I'm hot. Why else?
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Moved
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celebrating the fact that i stayed out of everyones way and was quiet for a bit! :)
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Believe it or not, a group of people was going to run a banner across mainstreet and hang ribbons for me, welcoming me home from my service overseas. I caught wind of it and called home, asking them not to. I snuck in through town about 330am in the dark hours. They still had a couple of posters up around the courthouse, "Welcome home Wade!" I definitely don't feel I deserved it, just doing my job, like so so so many more are and have.
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Keeping a job. lol I don't know I don't think i would ever have to worry about that because well.... i try to stay out of the spotlight. lol
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urm....err......emm.......urrrrr.....oh yeah! i urm broke the err world record for emm doing urr absoloutly nothing for longer than anyone exsisted!
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Won the pulitzer prize for discovering the cure to boredom... :-)
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