What is your favorite 'change a lightbulb' joke?
by 
arielpoland
ANSWERS: 21
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How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Is there really a light bulb? What universe requires light bulbs to change?
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How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey, let's go ride our bikes!
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Here's a few: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one- and that's NOT funny! How many Pagans does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those Christians came along. How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? None. They LIKE the dark. How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Blue Fish!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but it takes a while getting them in there.
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How many painters does it take to change a light bulb? That is against union regulations, painters just paint, you will have to consult with an electrical engineer and an interior decorator to solve your lighting problems.
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Question: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Response: I dunno Punchline: Two, the real question is how did they get in there?
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Q. How many "real" men does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. "Real" men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! One to fill the bathtub with power tools and the other to paint the giraffe purple!
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How many lawyers does it take to UN-screw a lightbulb? - It depends: how many policemen planted it there in the first place?
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How many raging queens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two! One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to stand back and shriek, "FABULOUS!!!"
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - Nobody knows - it's never been done.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? . . . Just one - but the bulb has got to WANT to change...
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How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a light bulb? 3.....1 to change the light bulb and 2 to throw feces at each other lol ---peter griffin on family guy
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How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ONE! Men will screw anything
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q. How many Harvard Grads does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? A. One, they hold the bulb and the universe rotates around them.
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