by Bartman on January 27th, 2008

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What is the most creative swear word you know?

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  • by French Fry on December 3rd, 2008

    French Fry

    fucknuggets =)

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  • by Done. never again. on December 3rd, 2008

    Done. never again.

    Assclown

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  • by Steve on December 4th, 2008

    Steve

    狒狒的屁眼
    babboon's a**-crack
    (alright, it's a phrase...)

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  • by Zack on December 3rd, 2008

    Zack

    Clusterf**k

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  • by uncacal on December 3rd, 2008

    uncacal

    Poxy- eyed. As in YOU poxy-eyed bastard, I hope your face festers, turns into a cow's c**t, and gets f***ed by a near sighted bull!!

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  • by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on December 4th, 2008

    Rude Bear Ready for  Winter

    poot

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  • by Altruistic_Angel_xo on December 4th, 2008

    Altruistic_Angel_xo

    Skank Whore
    but the phrase "Bad AIDS" is amusing too lol

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  • by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on December 3rd, 2008

    Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot

    This is not so much a creative swear "word" as more of a creative swear sentence, but here goes...

    a quote from my gay friend Chaz, who replied to another gay man who was bragging about winning several beauty contests:

    Chaz to beauty contest bragger: "Oh pleeze, I've shit out better looking things than your face."

    In my humble opinion, it just doesn't get any better than that one.

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  • by The Whiskeys Dead...Your Next on December 3rd, 2008

    The Whiskeys Dead...Your Next

    cumquat

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  • by Long Shot on December 10th, 2008

    Long Shot

    holy fuc*er balls!

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  • by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on December 4th, 2008

    Kewl Guy - has gone 360

    dickface

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  • by mrbuddhafreak on December 3rd, 2008

    mrbuddhafreak

    Personally I like "twunt"
    But a character in the book "Shibumi", by Trevanian, would swear oaths upon the balls of various Biblical characters. eg.
    "By the vaporous balls of the Holy Ghost"
    "By the four balls of Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

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  • by songofjoy on December 3rd, 2008

    songofjoy

    crack a lacking.. I don't know what it means.. but the zebra on madagascar says it.

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  • by Shavale is very happy on December 10th, 2008

    Shavale is very happy

    Fuckery.
    It's used like bollocks, or bullshit. ie "That was complete fuckery."

    Also, I like fook.

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  • by vagasso on December 10th, 2008

    vagasso

    Poppycock!

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  • by LeahBoo on December 10th, 2008

    LeahBoo

    fudge-packer!

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  • by Designeedawn on December 10th, 2008

    Designeedawn

    When I'm pissed I always say cocksucker motherfucker.

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  • by KagomeShuko on December 10th, 2008

    KagomeShuko

    Horsefeathers!

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  • by Christine on December 10th, 2008

    Christine

    Fan-Fucking-tastic!!!

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  • by Bizzy B in the place to Be on December 8th, 2008

    Bizzy B in the place to Be

    Numbnuts

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  • by Sid on December 4th, 2008

    Sid

    Cuntfuck
    Spunk bubble
    Jism monkey
    Fannyba's

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  • by Anonymous on December 4th, 2008

    Anonymous

    dipshit, probably not the most creative lol

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  • by Tamilze on December 4th, 2008

    Tamilze

    Bitchcake.
    Or cuntsniffer.

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  • by NotAnonymous on December 4th, 2008

    NotAnonymous

    f*cknugget

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  • by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on December 3rd, 2008

    Sixty B - Commander Topcoat

    Bitchweave

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  • by raindancer on December 3rd, 2008

    raindancer

    Cuntface.

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  • by kassondra on December 3rd, 2008

    kassondra

    cum guzzler
    cum dumpster

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  • by MRD is sleeping in a gutter. on December 3rd, 2008

    MRD is sleeping in a gutter.

    dick squeezer
    taint buffer
    cock shiner
    squeeter

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  • by Runs_With_Scissors on December 3rd, 2008

    Runs_With_Scissors

    "Mother puss bucket!" From Ghostbusters.

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  • by ACCOUNT CLOSED on December 3rd, 2008

    ACCOUNT CLOSED

    I once heard a women on the Jerry Springer show referred to as a "Dusty Twat"

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  • by Beauregard on December 3rd, 2008

    Beauregard

    Cod Gobbler
    Gutter slut
    ass clown
    Butt F*cker
    Scrotal wart

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  • by SnortingMercury enjoys New panties on December 3rd, 2008

    SnortingMercury enjoys New panties

    cum-dumpster
    taint-taster
    Ass master
    Man milker

    >:)

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  • by LuckyLefty on December 3rd, 2008

    LuckyLefty

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  • by Trouser Snake on December 3rd, 2008

    Trouser Snake

    cunt....not used often...but if used towards a woman u'll get slapped for fun.

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  • by Yarnlady is happy every day on July 2nd, 2009

    Yarnlady is happy every day

    Plutoid

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  • by Led Zeppelin on December 10th, 2008

    Led Zeppelin

    Fagbag, Megafaggot, or FuckFace

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  • by angry_onion on December 8th, 2008

    angry_onion

    socket (whore)

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  • by a.c.i.d on December 8th, 2008

    a.c.i.d

    sods-worst-draster

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on December 8th, 2008

    Don Gorgeous George

    Hijo de la chingada. Spanish for motherfuc_er.

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  • by roo90roo on December 8th, 2008

    roo90roo

    cum guzzling gutter slut =)

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  • by dezza on December 8th, 2008

    dezza

    Tit-Wank

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  • by Aero is back and wiser on December 8th, 2008

    Aero is back and wiser

    fart fucking shit monkey.

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  • by Candygirl on December 8th, 2008

    Candygirl

    I say skankbitch and son of a biscuit eater

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  • by nannny on December 8th, 2008

    nannny

    it's not a swear word really, but more of a funny phrase

    pirate hooker with a dirty whorish mouth.

    hah.

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  • by c h e l s e a m o n s t e r on December 8th, 2008

    c h e l s e a m o n s t e r

    cock smashing thunder cunt.

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  • by Karisma on December 4th, 2008

    Karisma

    boilinfestedcumdumpster

    That's the first thing that came to mind. LOL

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  • by herecomesred2 on December 3rd, 2008

    herecomesred2

    cockholster= mouth

    "Hey!! Shut yer cockholster!!"

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  • by NeverWas on December 3rd, 2008

    NeverWas

    Sphincter Samurai

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  • by tin23uk on December 3rd, 2008

    tin23uk

    cock sucker, as in "shut your cock sucker" that one always makes me laugh.

    cock sucker on its own as a direct insult is boring.

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  • by eric on December 3rd, 2008

    eric

    skunt

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