ANSWERS: 15
  • Plugged a watermelon, filled it with booze and fed it to my little brothers...oh, and the horse.
  • Fell in the slop bucket as my grandpa was getting ready to slop the hogs.
  • wait for it - put a bead up my nose (which had to be removed by the doctor).
  • Tried to rapel down the side of the house. I tied the jump rope to my bed post! It would have worked, damn it!
  • When I was 11 or 12, a friend and I were playing with fire (and gas) in a small bottle. The top caught on fire, he freaked out, someone yelled, and I by mistake stepped on the bottom of the bottle. Fire leaped out of it, kind of engulfed me, lit my shoe on fire, burned a large amount of my hair to a crisp, and screwed my clothes up. I was lucky nothing else happened, we could have been hurt.
  • My brothers and I went on a mile walk in the woods behind our house. On a military base. We wanted to know what was behind the razor wire and the DO NOT ENTER signs. We chopped down a tree so we could walk over the 10 foot tall pile of razor wire. We found an ammunitions depot. A guarded ammunitions depot. We were put in a truck and taken to our house where my Dad and some Miltary Police were there to meet us. We talked and the MPs left. I am not saying my Dad ever physically abused me, but let's just say I needed some ice and went to sleep on my stomach that night.
  • Probably skipping school.
  • Filled a squirt-gun full of gasoline, and had a wonderful time shooting 15-foot flames. Also, I often played catch with my best friend, using a javelin. And we liked to make sparks by holding a nail across some bare electrical wires. We learned to be more discrete once we turned 10, and then it didn't get us in trouble anymore. It all turned out okay, in the end.
  • Some of these sound a little scary...I once took a live bullet and hit it with a hammer to see if it would "shoot" and OH! yeah, it shot!!!!
  • I was playing with matches in my parents favorite chair and I totally burned the chair up. I can still feel that belt hitting my ass to this day.
  • I got in many a fight. I went hunting with my friends in a nature preserve when i was 12 but was never caught. i broke my window in every house we lived in. and my mom thought i had too many girfriends growing up.=D
  • A girl kissed me when I was a boy. But I did not know what to do! My mother slapped me for that.....
  • when I was 16 I dated a guy who told me he was 18. He was acutally 21, anyway he got me drunk (for the first time) and was afraid to let me go home. So he took me to a friends house. I called my dad & told him someone slipped me something & I was at a house in the woods. He called the cops & of course they found us. I hardly remember any of it. But I do remember the punishment!
  • In 3rd grade, my girlfriend of 1 and 1/2 years broke up with me. So, being the tough, nothing bothers me man that I was (LoL), I wrote a VERY dirty note and left it on her desk. Well, she started crying and gave it to the teacher! But, the teacher said there was NO WAY I did it, because I was goody 2 shoes and her favorite student. But, my ex insisted it was me because of the break-up. So my teacher asked me if it was me, and I said yes. After the "dressing down" of my life, I asked to see the note, (trying to find some way to get out of trouble). Even tho' I wrote it, I lied and said that it wasn't the one I wrote. She acted like she believed me, but I knew she didn't. Needless to say, I never wrote another note!
  • i was like 4 i hid a key in an apple at my aunts and about a year after at my nans i put there back door key out in the garden hidden in the rose bush, i got it majour trouble and knew it was me coz of my other key antics i wasnt aloweed to leave or fall asleep till i retreived it as my nan couldnt lock the back door with out it. i soon coincedently found it while i was 'searching'

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