UFO's

The one being spread by ultra left wing morons here in the United States that the Bush Administration and not Osama Bin Laden or Al Qaeda is behind the September 11th attacks.

That the government is hiding the fact that we didn't land on the moon. Some people still actually believe this one.!

the Bible

That what we experience w/ our 5 senses defines reality, and that everyone lives in the same one. ☮

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

9-11 Conspiracy Theory.

that the US caused earthquakes by using the space shuttle - there were earthquakes during or shortly after the space shuttle was in orbit during the 80s

The green M&Ms are put in the bag by the government to control our minds.

Billions of years ago the intergalactic overlord Xenu used a film to brainwash our souls ("Thetans") into believing in the world's major religions, which he invented. -from Scientology What's most crazy about this to me is the sheer number of people who truly believe it.

The conspiracy theory that 19 people supposedly conspired together to hijack planes and crash them into the world trade centre and pentagon on 9/11. This supposedly caused modern steel skyscrapers to collapse symmetrically and completely from small, poorly oxygenated fires in less than an hour. This is contrary to the laws of physics and it's the biggest crock of **** I've ever heard.

It goes something like tHISSSSS: Members of the world's super-secret ruling class, AKA the "Global Elite" or "Illuminati", are not human. They’re actually extraterrestrial Reptilian Humanoids (I call them Lizardists) known as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and they came from a planet found in the Draco constellation. Which makes sense in that Draco = dragon = reptile. According to David Icke, the fellow who came up with this nonsense, er, I mean, "uncovered the truth", they look human, walk upright, and live, among other places, in caves and tunnels under Earth. (No wonder those "Call Before You Dig!" warning signs are everywhere. And you thought it was about underground cables.) Anyway, the Lizardists somehow managed to cross-bred with humans. Their offspring, called "Hybrids", have unique reptilian-human DNA which lets them shape-shift from reptiles into humans when they drink human blood. The full-blood Lizardists apparently control the Hybrids. These, uh, "people", for lack of a better term, are either controlled by the Lizardists as multiple-personalitied slave laborers or they, themslves, ARE the Lizardists. It’s all very complicated. Now...who are they? Mr. Icke claims something along the lines of “Many prominent people and practically every world leader, from Britain's late Queen Mother to George H.W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Harold Wilson, Tony Blair, the British royal family, the Rothschilds, and the Rockefellers.“ (Now there’s a headline: "EXTRA!! Founder of Standard Oil unmasked as Komodo Dragon" ‘snicker’) As outlandish as this theory sounds, Icke might actually be onto something here: He “states that most organized religions, especially Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, are Illuminati creations designed to divide and conquer the human race through endless conflicts. In a similar vein, Icke believes racial and ethnic divisions are an illusion promoted by the reptilians, and that racism fuels the Illuminati agenda.” You can find out more here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke and on YouTube, naturally. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=david+icke&search_type=&aq=f

That the government created H1N1 to get rid of pensioners .????????????? :-)

President Bush organized the 9/11 attack