Who here is a smartass?
by 
A3 -Virtual Dj in Italy.
ANSWERS: 70
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Raises hand very high. ME!!
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Me, A SmartAss, NEVER!! [[ I was being smart, hehe ::)) ]]
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I actually use my brain for smarts, thank you.
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Im a very big smart ass.lol.
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i am the smartest ass here! i am a professor after all... ^^
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I have taught mine many tricks and it even talks by itself. ;^)
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I have no idea what you're talking about;)
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Me ! I hold a Doctorate in Smartass.
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Anyone who has the quantum theory or E=MC squared written on their toilet paper.
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No, I'm more of a dumb-a$$....;-D...
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well i guess you could say im one but than id probably tell you where to go. ;)
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Oh! Oh! Sir! Me! Me!
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I'm more of a smarty......pants.
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and proud of it.
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so I've been told!!
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I am not a smart-ass! I do, however, think that I am a smart-brain.
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Lets see what smart-asses can come up with..
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mmmmmm.....
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Maybe I would if you could figure out which homophones to use and when. Seriously.
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I don't think I am, I know I am. My ass is so smart that my crap is smarter than the 43'rd president of the US. I'm #2 which makes me the shizznit.
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I'm a much more reactive smart-ass than this... Isn't this like kidnapping a comedian, pointing a gun at him/her and saying "Make me laugh, funny man/girl!"
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Guilty :)
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Oooh! Ooooh! Oooooh! Me! Me! ME! My Mama always said my smart mouth would get me in trouble someday...but so far, so good;)
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I completely have to go with Eric for this one, but it's in a good way though. :)
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I prefer to be considered a smart dumbass.
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Me?
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I am.
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
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I think I'd actually be a smartarse, strictly speaking...
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I think we all are from time to time. I like being a smertass.
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My proctologist certified mine as doing a good job.
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I've been called that...from time to time :).
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No, I have a dry sense of humor, I am quick witted, and sarcastic. Wait I suppose that means yes I am a smartass.
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For anyone who doesn't say 'yes', are they a dumbass?
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That'd be me.
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Oh wouldn't you like to know?
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Hi, My name is Freaky Yo! and I'm a smartass
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Guilty as charged.
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Who wants to know? Besides, I don't see your ass doing any tricks!:P
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At times... With the right stimulus. ;-)
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I never wasn't.
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I can be at times I suppose. I try not to be.
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Damn skippity!
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yes an =d trying to stop it
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maybeh ^_^
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No, not at all. (heavily laced with sarcasm)
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NO I wish I was tho! :)
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Hell yeh...I took my ass to school with me!
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meee
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of course you dumb ass!
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I have had my moments.
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Yes, but so are my friends... your my friend :) you can be :)
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yeah .. got a problem with that??
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Indeedy Do
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Si Bendejo
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Sometimes. I can be serious also.
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not really but everyone has their moments i try not to be too snoody
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"Smart ass everyone is" Source and further information: http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1208043634/0
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I am definitely a smartass...I would never want to be a dumbass!
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Oh my god, yes! How did you know??? Is my smart ass hanging out again?
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I'm certainly not. I hate to come off as offensive...being a smartass is often taken that way so I just don't do it. Plus I don't want to give an impression that I feel I'm smarter or somehow more intelligent than the next person.
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Yes My Ass is very smart
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hell yes
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no im not a smartass im pretty shy and quiet most of the time
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no i am a nice gal.
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CAN BE SOMETIMES..:)
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My mother would tell you yes.
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Not usually on Answerbag because I have found that very few people can take sarcasm or satire, they either do not understand it or pretend they do not so that they can argue . Sometimes when I get tired the silly side of me triumphs. At least with my friends I know I can say things and they know I am joking. Most people seem to think I am serious all the time. My humour tends to be very tongue in cheek.
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Me. Just ask my mommy.
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Yes I know. "Who here" was born a smartass.
Spicy Hot 
Mrs. C 
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