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by Jade on December 23rd, 2007
I would invite him in for coffee so he could see how much better I'm doing without him
by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on December 23rd, 2007
I would call a cop. He knows better.
by Anonymous on December 23rd, 2007
I would punchasize his face for free.
by ola on December 23rd, 2007
id be happy cuz im stilll good friends with all my ex's
by Holly3 on December 23rd, 2007
I'd welcome him in and let him visit a while. That's not likely to happen because his new wife is very jealous of me. (Silly woman!)LOLOL!!
by lizizhere on December 26th, 2007
Depending on which one, my main one that my son belongs too passed away & I like Frank would pass out if he showed up on my door step. However if he was really just in a witness protection program & not really dead I would ask him if he wanted a quickie because he was really good in bed!!!!
by ImagineMEandYOU on December 23rd, 2007
Ask him if he brought me anything good? lol flowers,candy?
by Zack on December 23rd, 2007
I've got a whole bunch of things that I'd think about doing to her and none of them are good.
by Shawnothius on December 23rd, 2007
freak out, close the door, something like that
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on December 23rd, 2007
surprised and startled, she is dead.
by The Whiskeys Dead...Your Next on October 21st, 2008
Ask for the $275.00 he owed me. Made sure I didn't let him see how much I missed him. Be as nice as possible so he would see what a bastard he was for leaving. But I'd def smile the whole time. Because he loved my smile, I would make him miss it.
by Big on September 3rd, 2008
I would probably kick him in the nuts and tell him that he's dead to me. (we just broke up a couple days ago, cuz he was cheating and I cought him in bed with someone else)
by Anonymous on December 29th, 2007
i'd punch him in the face
by CruckinFazy on December 23rd, 2007
Invite him /her to come in and have a drink.
by aaa on December 23rd, 2007
The first thing would be to invite her in. Maybe dim the lights. Stretch out on the bearskin rug in front of the fire. Pour a coupla snifters of Courvasier. Start a Barry White album. And then...
Switch on a college football game.
by Truebluhrt on December 23rd, 2007
Shut the door before I did something I would regret. I was used for my money in my last relationship.
by Drastic on December 23rd, 2007
Give her a hug.
by Juice on January 23rd, 2009
call the police - he'd be breaching his bail conditions.
by Akeldama on January 10th, 2009
I used to think I would beat the f#@k out of him. He came by about a week ago though, and I was quite polite towards him, inviting him inside and talking to him for a bit, despite what he did to me.
by Meg is exhausted on February 5th, 2008
If it was one paricular ex, I'd kick him in the crotch.
He was a jackass.
by Teasdale on February 5th, 2008
I'd assume he's picking the kids up. If not, I certainly wouldn't answer the door!
by nemo1990 on January 3rd, 2008
When he'd look through the eye-hole I'd shoot him.
Only kidding.
I just wouldn't open the door.
by LANGIE on December 26th, 2007
i`d put the kettle on and say whats up
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on December 23rd, 2007
I would freak, because I dropped her off at the airport yesteday.
by RRR on December 14th, 2008
I'd most probably stare at him because I'd definitely be far too shocked. Then, I'd take whatever stuff which belongs to him that are with me and pass it to him and say, "Hi, thanks for dropping by. Sorry, I'm doing some adventurous with my new guy now. Talk to you next time, cya."
by Zack on October 27th, 2008
A very liberal spit to the face.
by Anonymous on October 26th, 2008
That's a funny one. I would probably go for a cheap, cold sex, as it benefits the both of us from that point of view
by DreAnna on September 10th, 2008
Get ready for round two!! :)
by lianaface on July 14th, 2008
Depending on the ex...
The one who dumped me, I would probably cry and wonder what he wanted.
The one I dumped, I'd roll my eyes and ask my Dad to go take care of him.
by keepinitreal on April 14th, 2008
I would tell him to get his ass off my porch!!
by LeeLee Chickybabe Avenger SLAB on February 28th, 2008
I'm so ticked off with him...>:(
I'd hog tie his ass and throw him out on my front lawn!
by SelahWrites on February 6th, 2008
If ex-husband..... I'd call Ghostbusters!
If ex-boyfriend.... last one? I'd ask how I might help him, because clearly his car must have coincidently broken down outside my door. I'd call AAA and give him coffee or tea as he preferred, ask how he was, be otherwise friendly and polite, and when the AAA truck arrived, wish him well and say goodbye (again.)
by Voodoo on February 5th, 2008
I would be very very surprised! Any significant ex's of mine live in Greece! I would be kind of pissed off coz my boyfriend is coming over in half an hour! I would probably arrange to meet them tomorrow for a coffee or lunch, but they couldn't stay at my place.
by Anonomous on February 5th, 2008
Demand 8 years of back child support, then call my hubby.He's been waiting for that man to show one day.
by Vampyre Bat on February 5th, 2008
I would be nice to her but, show her my new wedding ring. I'd tell her thanks for the good times but they are only memories. I'd wish her a happy and successful life. I do not wish any ill will on her but I have moved on.
by bluegirl1417 on December 23rd, 2007
I wouldnt mind Id be happy to see him. It wasnt really a bad break up we talked a few days ago and we are friends with just a tad of a spark still.....
by You have no idea I am here on December 23rd, 2007
Watch my brother beat the %*#& out of him... and my dad would probably join in. Heck, my mom, at 4'11 and 90ish pounds would get in there too.
by oldmanuk on December 23rd, 2007
moan its near
my bedtime
by KyraLou was gone but now shes back on December 23rd, 2007
I would have to hold my fiance back because my fiance would beat the living crap out of him. Long story as to why.
by Anonymous on December 23rd, 2007
I'd be really happy to see him so I'd give him the biggest hug ever and hope he stays all day :)
by Abbyguy on December 23rd, 2007
I'd tell them I didn't know I had an ex?
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on December 23rd, 2007
Invite him in and show him how much better my life is since we parted, 22 years ago.
by Mellysue on December 23rd, 2007
Give him a big kiss and tell him that i miss him!!!!!
by Bartman on December 23rd, 2007
Welcome her in and offer her a drink.
by Anonymous on December 23rd, 2007
He would not be allowed in.
by katydid15 on December 23rd, 2007
Close the door and call the police.
by Gina on December 23rd, 2007
I'd probably pass out from shock, when I came to, I'd tell him to get the hell out.
by American idle on December 23rd, 2007
Not answer.
by fils1girl on December 23rd, 2007
Can I pick which ex? If so I would aim and shoot.
by quack is whack on October 31st, 2009
Let's just say that there is a reason I practice my 2nd Amendment rights - and he is it.
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Yeah, I really like that one. It depends on which ex, but I'd probably do that too.
by Tanesha on December 24th, 2007
haha yeah me to! Well i do that anyway and it makes me feel brilliant! good one!
by Snow_Haven on August 20th, 2008
That's terrible, but I guess I don't know your ex. He might've been a jerk.
by Patterns in the Ivy on July 8th, 2009
he was a jerk...an abusive one at that.
by Jade on July 8th, 2009