by I m Out of here on December 23rd, 2007

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I have been at sea for 2 months of a deployment and I can't get the taste of my wife out of my head. Got any Ideas of what I can do? It's not lke I can masterbate my tounge and be O.K.

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  • by mike_oxheart on September 16th, 2011

    mike_oxheart

    Go to the galley and ask for a can of tuna. Eat the whole thing right out of the can with only your tongue.

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  • by Superquack on December 24th, 2007

    Superquack

    Glad you can still keep it that long. I pulled two west pacs and a rim pac on the USS Independence CV-62, for a full nine month deployment one time. I don't know about now, but at that time, they kept salt-peter in our food, so we never got horny. But still there was a great yearn for physical companionship. Look at all the other guys around you, they are haze gray and underway with you. They are dealing with the same thing that you are dealing with. It is long and hard, and I feel for you, brother. But that is part of your duties and you have to do it for us all back here. Keep yourself busy and find a sponsoon at times to air your head out. Just remember that day when you will line the weatherdeck in whites and look down into the crowd. And what will be coming shortly afterwards. God bless you and keep your brow into the wind.

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