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by Jade on December 18th, 2007
Lemme guess..his name is Sum Ting Wong? ;-)
by Pachenku on February 6th, 2008
Now wait a minute. Is this your fifth child, or just the first?
If it's not time for the Chinese one yet, then you're being had.
by hope and peace on December 18th, 2007
I would put a stop to all food deliveries and insist on home cooked meals. By the way is her favorite dish creme of sumyunguy?
by Fun on December 18th, 2007
Can I have it if you don't want it?
by Anonymous on February 20th, 2008
Maybe the statistics say that every fifth child born is chinese, but...... I beleive that unless a Chinese guy spends some quality time with your wife there shouldn't be one coming out of her. This might be a stretch but I think this calls for a paternity test, my friend. In my case I was fixed years ago so it wouldn't matter what popped it's head out - it's not mine.
by Anonymous on December 18th, 2007
LMMFAO...I really, really hope that's a joke, dude.
by MRSHINYSHOES on March 17th, 2008
No, you shouldn't be suspicious. You should be happy and grateful. They're extremely smart and cute, these Chinese babies.
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on March 11th, 2008
Although it really shouldn't, this question sounds halfway believable. I hope for your sake you are just joking though.
by raindancer on December 14th, 2008
If you believe that excuse, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you. I'll throw in my oceanfront proprerty in Arizona as a bonus. :)
by Mentalmum is back on February 18th, 2008
Haha!!!!!!!!!!! youre joking ...right???? lol
by Michelle on June 3rd, 2009
You should not be surprise cause now a days, everything is mad in china.
by Norman_Outside the lines on December 18th, 2007
little Sum Ting Wong. he he he he LMAO !! I like it !
by Anonymous on December 18th, 2007
LMAO !! Good One !!!!! ;-)
by Simply msFortunate on December 18th, 2007
No. 99% of all statistics are right. Chances are, you are in the clear.
:-)
by Shopping Sheryl - home from the hospital on December 18th, 2007
LMAO!!! You're in rare form today, Someguy! I wish I could give you 1000 points for this one.
by Audiotron on December 18th, 2007
That is total bunk. Genes do not just magically float from one race to another. I would have a DNA test done as quickly as possible. If someone did that to me, and I got medical proof they would be out on their ass real quick. Someone cheats on me and has another man's baby, they can go live with that other man, becuase I wouldn't even want to be near the skank!
by buttman on August 1st, 2009
"Suspicious" of what, that the baby is chinese?
Noooo! Those things happen every.......................
.........Do you have any chinese friends?
by Squirrel Face on November 26th, 2008
LMAO! Yeah, I think so.
by .avallach on October 14th, 2008
lol..
by chun chun on September 20th, 2008
i think that is one of the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.everybody is joking but this is serious. unless you have chinese in one of your family i don't think that baby is yours
by Dazed and Confused on August 9th, 2008
Did you name him Sum Ting Wong? Cause I think something's wrong. :-)
by Anonymous on July 13th, 2008
It is very likely that she cheated.Go get a paternity test and make sure.But I have heard of crazy things like this.Example:A caucasian woman gives birth to a bi racial child.Her husband is caucasian as well and also the father.Something genetic was going on with her.But please go get a test!!!!!!!
by National Gaurd on July 11th, 2008
Dont be a fool bro!! She cheated, nothing in your caucasian sperm cells are chinese!!
by Kitiara445 on July 11th, 2008
She must have ate some cream of sum yum guy!
by The Chief on July 4th, 2008
None of the 6 kids I have fathered look Chinese.
None of the kids of my Caucasian friends and family look Chinese.
None of the kids born to Caucasian parents in the hospital I used to volunteer in years ago looked Chinese.
None of the kids in the Caucasian families shown on TV looked Chinese to me.
Coincidentially, ALL of the families I have known where at least one parent was Chinese had children who looked Chinese (all of the children).
Also, ALL of the families I've known where at least one parent was oriental (all of the children).
Mongoloid children have features resembling orientals, typically around the eyes, hence the name of the genetic disorder.
I see a pattern here. Do you?
by Rahdigga on May 12th, 2008
WOW OK you really made me think.....I was like this has to be a joke? It is a joke right....Uh Please....LOL
by yummynewmummy@aol.co.uk on May 5th, 2008
maybe your wife has chinese blood in her and it's a like a throw back but she is not admiting it. Like if she is a QUARTER or an EIGHTH she could look completley Caucasian but baby could get the throw back gene!?
by amandaa on May 2nd, 2008
this is a joke right
by suzycue on May 2nd, 2008
LOL...good one! Made my day!
by Theby on April 28th, 2008
Bye bye wife
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on March 11th, 2008
Hopefully he doesn't grow up to be One Dum Fuk;)
by The Special One on February 20th, 2008
This was so amusing, I don't know how I missed it the first time around.
But it's like a fine wine, it just gets better with age.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 19th, 2008
Ok so I got here too late for the Sum ting Wong and Creme of Sumyungguy bits which of course first came to mind.
but might I at least offer up a somewhat relative cartoon to the subject?
by KagomeShuko on February 18th, 2008
This is a bad joke. Peder Eide uses this joke because they adopted an Asian child.
by Zebulon on February 6th, 2008
Oh I'm glad this was a joke.
I almost gave up and shot myself. :p
by Barrat per negòci on December 18th, 2007
Art thou Polish?
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on December 18th, 2007
Oh you lucky, lucky man!!! This means that you can put out the little red money envelope on Chinese New Year's Day!! hahaa! What a hoot! Hey but, what are your other four kids like?
by sm00z on December 18th, 2007
One out of five wouldn't convince me. I would try to have four more and see if #10 is Chinese. Have a great time trying ...
by Anonymous on December 18th, 2007
cute
by jessica on July 28th, 2009
A friend of mine gave birth to a black baby and both the parents were white, the husband went mad but when they looked back into the family history someone in the husbands family had married someone black so every so often a black baby would come out in a generation. that shut the husband up.
by ntmyflt75 on July 26th, 2009
My aunt convinced my uncle that she was impregnated due to mustard gas being used in the Gulf War. My uncle had been fixed many many years before. The sad part is, he believed her. I guess my point is if this is what you choose to believe and it is what you are comfortable with, then congratulations on your Chinese baby. But, like everyone else, I hope for your sake it is a joke.
by skel1977 on June 4th, 2009
ROFL
by xlaurax on May 31st, 2009
do you or your wife have anyone in the family who is chinese? like grand parents, your mum dad, her mum dad, cousisns? cuase i learnt at college that when people have a child together the child can come out not the same colour as you, maybe a tinted colour, black, ginger hair when you both could have brown & thats because of people in your family.
like my teacher, she is white so is her husband, & they had a child and hes more brownish than anything... thats because of my teachers grandmothers, mother.
by Ashley_McCombs09 on May 18th, 2009
What? You need to get a paternity test to make damn sure thats your baby. And where in the hell did she come up with that bull shit. But good luck.
by mzhoneyb21 on May 8th, 2009
Heck yea....if u believe her you should be slapped for doing so!!!
by Isha on March 7th, 2009
i think that statistic refers to the world... i.e., for every five children born in the world, one of them is Chinese (while the others could be any nationality). i don't think it means that a woman may have a Chinese child if she has 5 or more... i know someone who has 5 children. her youngest is not Chinese. your wife thinks you're stupid.
by mommyoftwo2009 on March 7th, 2009
WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING MANY ANSWERS.
HAS THE BABY BEEN PROVED TO BE CHINESE?
IM ASKING BECAUSE WHEN MY HUSBANDS 1ST CHILD WITH HIS 1ST WIFE WAS BORN HE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM.THE BABY LOOKED CHINESE,COLOR,EYES,HAIR EVERYTHING...HE FINALLY GOT A TEST DONE AND THE BABY WAS HIS..I SAY GET A PATERNITY TEST IF YOU ARE THAT SUSPICIOUS.IT MAY BE THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AND MAYBE NOT!
by Amenah on February 25th, 2009
Get a DNA test!
by HayRocks2009 on February 18th, 2009
you or your wife might have that in your background far but there just be thankful to have that baby
by novemberlove on January 30th, 2009
Yeah, I hope you are joking... but if you're not, I would be totally suspicious.
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Comments
Oh. that is awesome!
by Someguy on December 18th, 2007
little Sum Ting Wong. I like that :""))
by Norman_Outside the lines on December 18th, 2007
Oooooh. . . *groan* That is sooo bad . . . you know, in that "it's a good pun" way.
by KagomeShuko on February 18th, 2008
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mentalmum is back on February 18th, 2008
Yeah..I know..it IS pretty bad. lol
by Jade on February 18th, 2008
I personally LOVE it!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 19th, 2008
i knew YOU would jack!! lol.. how are you today??
by Mentalmum is back on February 19th, 2008
Tired and my car is stuck in the end of my drive thanks to the idiots my taxes pay to block said drive with plowtrucks that heaped iced snow so high in the approach that my car not only got caught getting out last night when I had to report to work for 3 total hours and it took nearly an hour to get out, but then on my return I figured I'd be able to shoot over it as I was more prepared for it this time right? WRONG! I slid sideways and got caught in the bank of the edge.
;-{<~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 19th, 2008
Aaach, you really had me going but hey some people do really come out with things like this lol
by Cat on April 29th, 2008
ok ....that answer really cracked me up!
by ICU says April is Autism Awareness Mo. on December 19th, 2008
ahahahaa
by Dr.House Fan on January 9th, 2009
Hey, at least it's better than Creme of Sum Yung Guy. Then again some people may like that.
by Sanguine Visions is wearing ninja garbs on January 12th, 2009
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
by Mentalmum is back on January 13th, 2009
Oh!! That's a good one!! :-D
by Jade on January 13th, 2009
where do they get them from ???? lol
by Mentalmum is back on January 13th, 2009
ROFL
by skel1977 on August 11th, 2009
duh i would demand a dna test
by nanadeb on October 14th, 2009