This book will be boring. You can stop reading this is as interesting as it gets. Warning you may fall asleep. lol

My excellent personality My great beauty My outrages sense of humor HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!:):):)

Irish temper, nice smile, very friendly...

The first is that this book is entirely uninteresting. The second is that you've just wasted money that could have been spent buying something you truly need...like a spork. The third is that if you make it beyond the first page, you officially have too much time on your hands. Seriously, this is as bottom of the barrel as you can get.

i'm broke. i'm smart. i'm damned determined.

Even though it is "about" me, you are entitled to embellish through "artistic license", no? Great! 1: "Nitroduck removed his robes, his veiny muscles rippling as he folded his black belt and placed it in the case with the razor sharp katana he had used to defeat 300 communist rebels". 2: "The duck, with his most dapper suit and Panama hat headed into the juke joint to have a cold glass of Dom. The women always interrupted his drinking here, by hanging on his masculine body and pawing on his sculptered face. They rubbed the slight whiskers on his ivory hewn chin" "He couldn't even beat the ladies off of him with a stick". 3. "Nitro's mensa certified genius brain was called to the Pentagon to solve the terrorism crisis once and for all. How could we possibly find another man who is a 26th degree black belt badass with intoxicating good looks, and the worlds foremost mind?... It's incredible. IF, on the other hand, it is non fiction. You need to mention the following. 1: He will come help you with anything, as long as you have beer. 2: Don't drink the last beer, or he will yell "seed beer" and you will have to go buy more. 3: Don't wake him up just because he's snoring... He's a grouchy bastard.

my boyishly handsome good looks, my award winning attitude and my ability to fly, so its gonna be a good book.

I'm a REDNECK. I'm a BIKER. I like to build little doll houses.

I'm a very hard nut with a very soft centre who is politically incorrect

I love to laugh I am grateful for my life I think kindness is a great virtue

1. i sing and play guitar. (mostly sing) 2. sick and tired of having emptyness in my heart. (girl trouble) 3. i miss my mom so much

I sing and dance I think sex is wonderful I think Answerbaggers are Fantastic!

my love my hate my shame

My family, my thoughts, and last, but not least, my boyfriend.

My humble origins My triumph over adversity My enormous Penis.

i was shy as a kid outta hand when i was a teen and I never commit

1. I never officially authorise biographies. 2. I would shoot anyone who tried to write a biography about me. 3.. The resulting news story would considerably boost sales. Your call.

1. My childhood scarred me. 2. I spent my adult life healing those scars. 3. Animals bring me joy.

1. You have to make me sound like a winner. 2. I demand cash in advance. 3. I'm not responsible if your book doesn't sell.

LOL!!! 1). I'm kind of a Princess. 2). I adore the color PINK, anything that sparkles, ballet, animals, homeless people, the infirmed and clothes. 3). I want to leave the world better for having had me in it.

I love to fly. How I have overcome long odds in my background. My preference for wearing short skirts, pantyhose, and high heels instead of pants.

* my sexy jeans * my imagination * my awesome friends

My past My present My likely future

My dancing addiction My ankle being broken six times in fove years due to dancing My other addiction steven gerrard :) lol