Why do I not have a beer?
by 
slothmister
ANSWERS: 11
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You can't get up? You're arms are broke? You forgot to buy some? Get me one while your up???
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Hi sloth long time no see. Here have some:
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cuz its nasty... now vodka thats another story.
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Because it's Early still and you want to wait till later tonight to get wasted
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Because you drank them all? Happens to me ALL the time. Hurry up and buy some before it's too late and you have to go all weekend sober!
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Maybe you're at work, like I am. Or maybe you have a cold, like I do. I have a hard time drinking beer when I am congested!
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No beer? How about a birch beer? I've got one or two of those around and I'll share:-) Pure cane sugar and the best there is!
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Because you can't reach the fridge from your chair?
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Sorry, I took it.
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*Burp* I thought this 12 pack was mine?
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because your not at my place.
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