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1. print out bulls-eye 2. glue to cardboard 3. Stuff clot sack with soft foam 4. nail all three so center is over a support beam 5 bang head until stress or consciousness is relieved.
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Jack LaLane's Ab's? Larry King's backside? Joan River's boobs? Any of these work for you?
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If you mean something to bang your head on, you could try a punching bag. If you mean a non-religious officiant, a J.P or wedding celebrant can do that.+
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Lean your head all the way back, bending your neck completely back as you inhale slowly untill your lungs are full ... then as you exhale hard and fast, with a yell, "nod" your head and neck forward as hard and as fast as you can, at the same time as you "nod" forward, bring both hands up and slap each side of your forehead with the heel of your palms, one hand over each eye ... as you slap, keep pressing your head down and keep pressing your forehead with your palms untill you have completely exhaled and your lungs are as empty as they can get ... then relax, begin to slowly and deeply inhale again, and as you inhale, slowly tilt your head back again ... repeat as required ...
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your girlfriend's booty
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