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by Max Power on April 3rd, 2006

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What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?

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  • by gtravels loves her life penguin on July 30th, 2010

    gtravels loves her life penguin

    Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
    Putting one through the hoop.
    Riding the Hershey Highway.
    Heaving a Havana.
    Doing the Fecal Funk.
    Pulling into defecation station.

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  • by celticmoonlight on July 30th, 2010

    celticmoonlight

    drop the kids off at the pool.

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  • by hangarrat on June 1st, 2006

    hangarrat

    Well not my own work but here you go buddy!...


    * A sewer snake to release
    * Anaconda action
    * Arsefire
    * Back one out
    * Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage
    * Baiting the trap
    * Becoming the porcelain assassin
    * Blasting a dookie
    * Blinking
    * Blow one out - Also flatulence
    * Blow the load
    * BM (Bowel Movement. Quoted by Donkey in Shrek 2.)
    * Boo-Boo
    * Boom Boom
    * Bomb the porcelain sea
    * Building a log cabin
    * Burn a mule
    * Caca
    * Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
    * Chocolate time!
    * Cripping a crapple
    * Crowning
    * Curling one off
    * Cutting rope
    * Deceiver of Farts
    * De-corking the borking
    * Deucing
    * Dirty squirties
    * Doing brown
    * Doing some spring cleaning
    * Dominating
    * Doo-Doo
    * Doodey
    * Download a brownload
    * Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
    * Dropping a dook
    * Dropping a bomb
    * Dropping a deuce
    * Dropping a hoopsnake
    * Dropping a jolst
    * Dropping a load
    * Dropping anchor
    * Dropping bass (\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"base\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.)
    * Dropping logs
    * Dropping some friends off at the pool
    * Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
    * Dropping the kids off at the pool
    * Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil
    * Dropping the weights
    * Dropping wax
    * Faxing a shit to the toilet machine
    * Feeding the seagulls (politer version of \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Feeding the shitehawks\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\")
    * Feeding the toilet
    * Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping)
    * Filing some papers
    * Filling the bowl
    * Fire away
    * Freeing me chocolate hostages
    * Giving birth
    * Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy
    * Giving birth to a healthy brown baby
    * Giving birth to the black eel
    * Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish
    * Giving birth to an African
    * Going Boom Boom
    * Going poop
    * Going to meet Jim Davidson
    * Going to number two
    * Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky
    * Growing a tail
    * Hanging a rat
    * Hungry Hungry Hippos
    * Having a Code Brown (at work)
    * Kurt Bevacqua
    * Launching torpedoes
    * Laying a brick
    * Laying a brownie
    * Laying a cable
    * Laying a Hank
    * Laying a turd
    * Laying some wolf bait
    * Lengthening the spine
    * Letting loose
    * Letting the toilet know who's boss
    * Letting the dogs out
    * Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom)
    * Logging
    * Logging into the toilet and making a huge download
    * Logging out
    * Load your pants
    * Lose some weight (Also used in urination)
    * Making a tail
    * Making an appointment with Dr. John
    * Making a deposit in the Porcelain Bank
    * Making gravy
    * Making logs (or a log)
    * Making waves
    * Makin' bears
    * Monopoly!
    * Montezuma's Revenge (traveller’s diarrhoea)
    * Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Number One in Number Two\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"We're Number One in a Number Two Business.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\")
    * Pebble-dashing the porcelain
    * Pinching (off) a loaf
    * Pinching a yam
    * Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.)
    * Poo-Poo
    * Poopy Doo
    * Poppin a gooky
    * Producing some output
    * Pump a clump of dump out of my rump
    * Punching a growler
    * Punishing the porcelain
    * Punishing the toilet
    * Put food in the dog's water
    * Releasing a depth charge
    * Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter)
    * Releasing the hostages
    * Releasing the Kraken
    * Ride a pony and trap
    * Ring of fire
    * Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god
    * Saturday morning special
    * Scatter bombing
    * Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.)
    * Showering the room with roses
    * Shtounga
    * Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl
    * Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"what\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" the toiletee replies \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Mustapha Crap!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\")
    * Spray-painting the porcelain
    * Squirt juice
    * Stalling a brown sedan
    * Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities)
    * Taking a brew
    * Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper)
    * Taking a dump
    * Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels)
    * Taking a poo
    * Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism)
    * Taking a slam
    * Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest)
    * Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
    * Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
    * Taking the morning curl
    * Throwing up backwards
    * Tuesday Afternoons
    * Turtle time (see Turtle Action)
    * Uni(I've got to take an uni)
    * Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet)
    * Unload
    * Unloading a batch of cigars
    * UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments)
    * Visiting Boston
    * vote for president.
    * Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab
    * Upgrading my Thetan Level

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  • by chas1966 on July 30th, 2010

    chas1966

    Laying an Egg

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  • by Melissa on July 30th, 2010

    Melissa

    Back one out.

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  • by creamywhip on July 30th, 2010

    creamywhip

    having a pony,touching cloth.

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  • by kakskee on July 30th, 2010

    kakskee

    In Canada we call it 'making a speech on parliament hill'.

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  • by Zack on July 30th, 2010

    Zack

    Drop a deuce.

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on July 30th, 2010

    The Anonymous Witch

    lay some pipe .
    birth a brown bear .
    start a" poolitical "rights "movement".
    crap attack.
    deep 6 a brownie .
    play spin the turd .
    fecaljuice , fecaljuice ,fecaljuice .

    "i'm prairie dogging " (when you gotta go so bad it starts to come out and goes back in )

    i got a turtle head pokeing out.

    ;-)

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  • by Nightwatchdog on July 30th, 2010

    Nightwatchdog

    Spend a penny.

    Make a deposit.

    Do a do-do.

    Go poo-poo.

    Take a leak.

    Take a wiz.

    Sinking submarines.

    Meditation.

    In repose.

    Dumping dinner.

    Visiting the loo.

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  • by canbfrisky on July 30th, 2010

    canbfrisky

    Visiting Mother Nature
    ca-ca
    de-do-do
    poopy time
    snapping a log
    aky-kaka-nono

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  • by OutsideTheLines on July 30th, 2010

    OutsideTheLines

    take a dump
    squat in a pot
    unloading the trunk

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  • by LynfromNM on October 21st, 2007

    LynfromNM

    Yeah.

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  • by Yeahwell... on October 21st, 2007

    Yeahwell...

    Fo shizzle.

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  • by HasntBeen on July 30th, 2010

    HasntBeen

    "Turtlenecking" (applies only to the restraining period while attempting to locate bathroom)

    "Blowing the tubes"

    "Fertilizing the porcelainium"

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  • by Wynper on July 30th, 2010

    Wynper

    Defecate

    This is a funny but disturbing thread. I was fascinated yet repulsed.

    Thumbs up!

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  • by RC loves ice cream on July 30th, 2010

    RC loves ice cream

    Giving birth (if it's a big one)

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  • by Jeffers on October 21st, 2007

    Jeffers

    nah, nevah...

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on October 21st, 2007

    justme32 loves the weekends

    Yes I do depending on who Im talking to at the moment. I wouldnt do it at a job interview.

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  • by TheAnswerer on July 30th, 2010

    TheAnswerer

    Drop them bombs.

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  • by 4down2 on July 30th, 2010

    4down2

    Take a healthy
    Got to squirt
    daily ritual
    natures calling
    feed the fish,s
    mark my spot
    8 th. wonder of the world !

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  • by 3bdiAllaah on July 30th, 2010

    3bdiAllaah

    "mein zra tatti kar ke aya"

    "hag lawan"

    "tatti khaney to ho ke aya"

    ^ its in punjabi

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  • by Draedin on July 30th, 2010

    Draedin

    Shake a tit
    Pinch a loaf
    Make grumpy faces
    Take a grump
    Study my toes

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  • by Talk to Joe on June 9th, 2009

    Talk to Joe

    I am off to make a politician

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  • by Sonia is cool on June 9th, 2009

    Sonia is cool

    Gross! I just say "poop" and "crap" if I talk about it at all. How about "making turd"? just kidding

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  • by LiLDoe on August 23rd, 2008

    LiLDoe

    #1 needs needs a life preserver

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  • by 19kid was born in89 on August 8th, 2008

    19kid was born in89

    Gotta drop the brown kids off at the pool

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  • by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on October 21st, 2007

    Nelson - Jetpacking from bed

    Most modern language is based of the development and acceptance of slang from a core language. Just look up the etymology of the word slang!

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  • by Moongrim on July 31st, 2010

    Moongrim

    Interestingly enough, most of them involve "taking".

    Such as taking a s**t.

    Or Take a dump.
    etc.

    Which is weird. Because I'm not inclined to take such, more of a , leave one.

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  • by Johnno on July 31st, 2010

    Johnno

    Going to lay a cable.

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  • by PocketNut is as sure as a peanut on December 21st, 2009

    PocketNut is as sure as a peanut

    Taking a Donald, as in Donald Trump, which rhymes with dump! Otherwise, plop, jobby, or jobbies (depending on the urgency of the situation), poop, shitgun (with explosive gas propellant), pebble dash the khazi (toilet), go to the khazi, lay a brown cable, make a bog sausage, bum cigar, leave a log, free a bog crocodile, brown anaconda, lay Simon Cowell to rest.
    I could go on I'm sure!

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  • by Naia the Bee on July 27th, 2009

    Naia the Bee

    Gotta drop the kids off to the pool

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  • by -NUNYA-- on July 27th, 2009

    -NUNYA--

    Going to go drown President _________. Insert Presidents name. +5

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  • by Tamilze on October 21st, 2007

    Tamilze

    Yes, yes I do. Or "yea verily," as the kids say.

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  • by -O-uknow on October 21st, 2007

    -O-uknow

    Aye.. fo shizzle indeed ;)

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  • by AnonymousGuitarist on October 21st, 2007

    AnonymousGuitarist

    what chu talkin' 'bout bo'. i neva be usin' slang in my lyfe, YO!!!!

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  • by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on July 30th, 2010

    killdrphil - reasonable for a madman

    This is what you think about on Friday Nights?

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  • by Irisibis on October 23rd, 2009

    Irisibis

    I need a crap/shit are the only two I can think of :-)

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  • by Tyler_C on November 25th, 2010

    Tyler_C

    I'm buying a tv
    takin a family picture
    embracing the in-laws
    throwing cheese slices
    bad reception
    its bedtime for my pants
    the undertaker
    Hulking my hogan
    going to meet the large vacuum
    Load
    the birds are chirping and im hungry
    simply take a walk through Mordor
    My fruity pebbles are stale
    lube the rusty balloon knot
    coons on the back porch
    hipinthebottomus
    Columbus has discovered America
    the Holy Spirit has come over me
    Back scratch a wagon
    shootin' a duck
    Bend a Teddy
    Gunther (i gotta go take a Gunther)
    Checkin' my neighbors mailbox
    use the powder room
    Sneak attack from the hampsters
    Raptor Entrance threat level: 5
    My skittles are as big as grapes
    Crickey
    Cookie monster vs. Oscar the Grouch
    This is some original crap
    Three doors down is comin' to town
    Nickleback
    Nickleback brown album
    Nickleback brown side up
    Conduct a science experience
    retrieve my grandmothers sponge
    read a novel
    catch up on reading
    Kamehameha!!
    I've gotta llama
    crappinabird
    tisk tisk
    *significant nod in direction of facilities
    North Korea is free!
    Total Media Backup
    Take me to your leader
    N'stink
    I'm a sheep farmer on wednesdays
    Shadow of the Colossus
    *groan!!
    I need the OTHER kind of ice
    Brains
    Live Brains!
    More Brains!!
    The Three Ninjas Kick Back!
    koopa Troopa
    Tom Tom
    Ground control to Major Tom
    Domo
    pop the claws
    Go
    Cast it into the Fire!!
    Tuba Poopa
    Papu Papu
    Crash a Bandicoot
    Pickin rigs
    Just Do It
    Take over the Stern
    Clear the Dregs
    Void Excrement
    Number 2
    Number 2/2
    200%
    Number 4/4
    Square root of 4
    Cube root of 8
    To pass
    Ferry the dead
    A Pain that Im used to
    WMD
    Penguins
    Giggles
    Confetti
    Yetti raisins
    I need to go thank McDonalds
    Life will find a way
    Die a little inside
    shed it all over
    to shat
    to shart
    to reject ones inner self
    BFD
    down down down in the burning ring of fire
    Pay tribute to the man
    update your coverage
    Buttcheek holocaust
    Hand me that JCpenny Catalog

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  • by DiaperedGirl2009 on December 23rd, 2009

    DiaperedGirl2009

    I usually say doo doo, then I do it in my diaper or panties...no I am not being funny or anything.

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  • by SuperBeast21 on April 27th, 2010

    SuperBeast21

    got to make a touchdown at the superbowl.
    bombin the porcelin city
    riding the porcelin pony
    got to go play ring around the butt cheek
    paying tribute to the porcelin god
    fight with turdzilla
    drop some timber -house bunny
    brown snake playing pee-ka-boo with my butthole -larry the cable guy
    pinch a loaf
    got to go drop the bombs
    got to throw the raft
    sqeeze the cheese
    got to go sling some turds
    roll some logs
    got to go drop a doppler
    rondevu with last night supper
    go lose some weight
    give a little back
    head to the throne
    fill the bowl
    drop a load
    unload some cargo
    sink a ship
    got to go put one on the radar
    empty the tank
    set the buoy
    test the buoy
    make a stinker
    tink the tank
    drop a plop
    kill the chipmonk
    flush a fuzzy one
    stretch the pipe
    got to go feed the flies
    lay some pipe
    fight the brown beast
    fight the brown snake
    make a food-rollup
    i got to go bake the brown biscuit

    -David B Ala

    (Most of these are original)

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  • by isarob02 on July 14th, 2011

    isarob02

    i have alot but ill only share two that i made up #1 dropping the atomic bomb on heroshima and #2 is droppin da browns off at the oval office

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  • by nunyada321 on December 22nd, 2009

    nunyada321

    dropping Obama at the whitehouse

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  • by pebblez_703 on December 21st, 2009

    pebblez_703

    I gotta take the Browns to the Superbowl.

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  • by Firebrand on December 21st, 2009

    Firebrand

    There are many nasty ones

    I think one of the worst they use in Australia a lot I do not know about other places but it is . "going to chop a log"

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  • by Firebrand on December 21st, 2009

    Firebrand

    There are many nasty ones

    I think one of the worst they use in Australia a lot I do not know about other places but it is . "going to chop a log"

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  • by questions-i will answer if i can on August 23rd, 2008

    questions-i will answer if i can

    i drt say owt lyk tht just say 'brb'

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  • by Sodahead on June 9th, 2009

    Sodahead

    I always take the browns to the super bowl.

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  • by Anonymous on July 27th, 2009

    Anonymous

    goin for a big SHIT

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  • by strange1 still in pb on July 27th, 2009

    strange1 still in pb

    a number two!

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