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zee-ster
ANSWERS: 11
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not the baby but the parents.
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Kick the baby!!!
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Yes.......I put on the little infant boxing gloves on my daughter and then I put mine on....But she always gets the best of me because as soon as I get inside and about to go for the uppercut............... She throws up on me.
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what? why would you want to ever hit a baby?
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Well, I've learned the hard way that it's not okay to say "I'm gonna kill that fucking baby." just because it's crying. I could have punched that baby, though.
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No. I can not imagine anything making me want to do something so completely horrible as that.
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(As much as I hate him, I'd never punch a baby anything..)
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No.
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No, crying babies make me want to pick them up and fix them.
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luckily, i have not heard any sound like this yet. now, here's the comedy routine that "inspired" this question:
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dude u stole that from dane cook and yes the answer is car alarms.
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