Ok, let's get down and "dirty"...What is your most embarrassing story about accidentally passing gas?
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When I was pregnant I was at the hospital gettting blood tests and this girl me and my bf both knew was standing there talking to us and i was trying to hold it in and I couldnt anymore and i didnt think anyone heard but my bf was like DID U JUST FART , my face turned so red, lol.
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When I was a kid I had to blast really bad at a touch football game, but it was almost over so I was trying to hold it in. Didn't work, final play of the game I had to strain really hard to catch a pass and I couldn't hold it anymore. Well, I caught the ball and proceeded to haul down the field but I sounded like I was flattening a whoopie cushion with each step. The kid chasing me had to stop and fell over laughing. But I scored a touchdown!
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My son brought home a girlfriend to meet me. we were sitting on the couch and they had me laughing so hard I farted loudly... I never felt it coming!!!! It was so embarrassing. Thank goodness that wasn't the girl he married or I'd still have to blush whenever I saw her.
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A friend of mine was selling vacuum cleaners and was doing a demo in the livingroom with a woman and her husband... he felt a big fart coming on and didn't know what to do... so he thought he would divert their attention. He stood up quickly and point out the window saying "Hey, look at that!" And was so embarrassed... he was able to fart without detection but when they all looked out the window there were two dogs mating on the front lawn.... the couple did not think it was funny!
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Should I tell it or not? No I shouldn't! But here it goes! A few of us was at the city pool, we were leaving and we all still had bikinis on with a tee shirt over them. (This was a few years ago when I could still wear one) My hands were full and I was bent over unlocking the car door and here it comes and it was kind of a loud one! No big deal until I got in the car to roll my window down and noticed a cute teenage boy sitting in the car next to us, he could not have been no more than 2 feet from my butt! I was so out of there!!!!!
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