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by Audiotron on November 6th, 2007
Poke yourself with a stick.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on November 6th, 2007
You see a light at the end of a long tunnel and this is staring you in the face:
by Drea and JD on December 20th, 2008
Watch a porn, if u dont get horny ur de pretty much dead.
by VS Angel aka Mrs. Stealth Intelligence on December 20th, 2008
Check your vital signs.
by peterpam on November 6th, 2007
Can I have your car?
by American idle on November 6th, 2007
Look at this beauty:
by Anonymous on November 20th, 2009
you're dead live with it.
by Starmaster on December 20th, 2008
Take a good shower with a good deodorant bar of soap and shampoo your head well. Apply the best deodorant you can buy. Now, go to your neighbor's house and ask him to take a deep breath next to you. If he says he can't do it because your stench will make him vomit....you know you are dead.
by Mr.Bean Mime on December 20th, 2008
Reach ur hands into my PC screen. THen I will know.
by H n C on December 20th, 2008
well r u in ur grave...?
by anonymous on December 20th, 2008
shoot urself ,, if ur already dead what's to lose,, if not then ull surely know
by three cousins from the 313 on December 20th, 2008
Drink a bottle of bleach if nothing happens your dead if you throw up a lung in about 10 minutes you'll be dead either way you'll be dead for sure!
by Joseph has another name on December 20th, 2008
Try pinching yourself, if you can't move your arm, then it seems possible.....
by Beauregard on December 20th, 2008
if you never get any worse...your probably Dead.
by Karkhan on December 20th, 2008
A lot of good things have been said already;
Check a mirror. Do you get tired, hungry, sleepy? Can you talk to others, do they hear you?
Obviously you can converse with us, so you have physical form, so the mirror-thing is useless. And then, that also means you're corporeal, therefore belonging to the corporeal world, not the spirit world, or the ancestral world, nor the last world which name I can't recollect.
by sophiesmom on December 20th, 2008
still checking your ab-yep, dead if you are lucky
by Firebrand on December 20th, 2008
Go wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooowooooooooo and see if you frighten yourself.
If you do you are a ghost.
by DukeG on December 20th, 2008
Shoot yourself in the foot, See if you bleed. If you dont your dead, If you do then aim at your head next time.
by Anonymous on November 6th, 2007
Unless rigor mortis set in while you were at the keyboard, and just so happened to type this during the process, it's not likely that you're dead. Physically, anyway. Mentally...that may be another story. :)
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on November 6th, 2007
you are dead, could I have your parking space?
by Quaere Verum on November 6th, 2007
I think you should look in a mirror and see if you can see your reflection, if you can't, then your dead. and now i'm creeped out because i'm talking to a dead person lol
by Kitt-tastrophy on November 6th, 2007
Hurry, ask yourself one question...."Do I want to be on Answerbag?" if the answer is no...you MUST be dead! lol
by soren on November 6th, 2007
call the paramedics.
they'll be able to confirm it.
by Punny on November 6th, 2007
Check the obits tomorrow morning... :p
by amiableamy on November 6th, 2007
If you have internet access, you're probably in hell.
by ramnishad on November 7th, 2007
Why do you think that you are dead . Every person has their own potentiality and everone has their own brain thinking of their own interest of doing some useful things. Just go for chatting in Websites
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on November 7th, 2007
Hold a mirror close to your face. If you don't see anybody, you are probably gone.
by Epononymous on November 10th, 2007
1. Check for eating, sleeping and pooping.
2. If your think you are dead, you probably aren't, unless you came back as someone else. Check your driver's license.
3. If all that is inconclusive, have someone grab your nipple with a long-nosed pliers.
by The Dean on November 6th, 2007
Hold a mirror up to your nose and see if it fogs.
by Mc_C6254 on March 25th, 2011
i hope your dead, u sound like you would suit it, Prrrrrrick
by yellowlocker on July 24th, 2010
wait why do u think your dead...and don't you think that even if you are your not going to get your answer here because your dead?! but honestly i would like to know why u think u are because it worries me? i can help:)
by yellowlocker on July 24th, 2010
wait why do u think your dead? and also don't you think that you would not bielieve what anyone says because they are "dead". i don't think you are but consider that question! please tell me why u think you are dead..i can help:)
by Sarah on December 5th, 2010
watch some hot internet porn you know your dead when you don't become horny and all sweaty ;)
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on November 10th, 2007
Pinch yourself. If you feel it, you're alive.
by Elijul on December 20th, 2008
It is possible for one to be dead in some ways, or a corpse to still be here but no one really there. If this is a serious question, if you truly feel dead inside, then perhaps you really are, or should be.
by Joshbh on January 21st, 2009
You will never know if you are already dead... that is the sad and depressing part of it all
by UneFille on January 21st, 2009
How do you feel? Maybe that would help.
by President Norris 2016 on November 20th, 2009
Why do you think your dead?
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on December 20th, 2008
You got a pulse yo?...
by Anonymous on December 20th, 2008
Take your own pulse and if you have one then you're alive and if you don't well...I guess you're screwed on that one.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on December 20th, 2008
Check for a pulse?
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on December 20th, 2008
Attempt to contact yourself via ouija board... if you succeed you're dead. If you fail, try again.
by bigdavec05 on December 20th, 2008
check ur pulse
by carlos_pr7 on June 28th, 2010
nobody can tell you if youre really dead, youve got to find out for yourself, one day you will start getting dejavus and then one person youve met through out your life will help you move on. Nobody dies alone
I want to live by dice for a few days, any suggestions for the options i should use?
by thegirlwiththedaisytattoo on February 10th, 2012
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What's the name of your parents' nanny who got caught engaging in innapropriate behavior in the bedroom w/ the mirror on the ceiling?
by friday1322 on February 9th, 2012
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What are some of the ways that you measure time in your private world? Here's one that came to my mind:
by cloudman on February 10th, 2012
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What do you think of when I mention supermodel?
by friday1322 on February 10th, 2012
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girls: when/Where was the first time you saw a penis? What was your reaction.?
by zenartist on February 10th, 2012
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You're reading I think im dead. Any suggestions on how to tell if i am?
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Comments
well THATS not very nice of you!
i DO have fellings you know!!!
by bouy-racer126 on November 6th, 2007
Dead people have feelings?
poke yourself was a good reply +
by koldkanuck on January 22nd, 2008