Do your pets do any stupid tricks? (like on Letterman)
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ANSWERS: 77
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Eat lots and lots of parsley
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jump out of the tank and into the filter...he's good at it.
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My cat Snowball could turn on and off the lights in the kitchen.
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i dont have a pet
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change my day from crap to wonderful just by being there
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I don't know if this really qualifies as a trick. But....if anyone, I mean ANYONE,(even a complete stranger) says "Ouch" My dog George will run at my son and start nipping at him, growling and snarling. If my son is down the hall in his room, there he goes racing down to attack him. I really don't know why he does this, but he does. Yet, he will climb into my son's lap and give him kisses and even take a nap on him. Very strange.
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I no longer have him, but my dog was able to jump through hoops. He could do it from a down, sit, stand, and all the way up on his back legs before I gave him the command.
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My golden retr. every morning will bark if I wink at him, obviously wanting to be fed. Then since someone may be sleeping I'll put my finger to my lips and he lowers his bark so you can hardly hear him...lol.
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I raise my hand and snap my fingers and say ups and my cat stands on his 2 back paws
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My dog Yuengling rings a bell on the door knob when he wants to go out. I used to have a cat who would answer the phone. Every time it rang, he ran into the bedroom, knocked the receiver off the hook with his paw and put his ear down to listen. It was so bizarre.
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My cat could jump up and pull the front door handle down so the door would open, also he could move the sewing machine i used to place in front of the fridge so he could open the fridge door and pinch all the food :)
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If you point your finger at him and say "bang" he will fall down and play dead.
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I've had dogs that could do water rescue and pull a cart. And I had a cockatoo that I trained to do all sorts of tricks. He would dance and count or do math. He even could ride a little metal scooter pushing himself along with his other foot, just like a little kid:-)
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Our dog can do SO many tricks. My favorite: My daughter will hold her in a sitting position and tell her to go to sleep. She will go limp, leaning to the side and look exactly like she went to sleep. Something else she did, but only once. My daughter was getting her to jump through a hoop. She kept raising it higher and higher. Our dog is part coyote so she can jump pretty high, but it was finally too high. My daughter kept saying "jump, Ginger"..Ginger would go around instead. Kourtni told her to jump a few more times, finally, Ginger put her paw in the hoop, pushed it down lower and jumped through it.
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Order books online from Amazon.com
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He can make all the food in his bowl disappear.
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Sing on command-also can be the worst trick.
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my fish has been holding it's breath for 2 years, and 6 days!
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my guinea pig can stand on her hind legs, and my dog can high five you.
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My cat Madmartigan plays fetch just like a dog, and I also trained him to nibble on your nose when he wants you to put him down
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I had a pet raccoon that would shimmy my entire clothes line upside down, going back and forth for a treat.
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My cat Smidgen can use the toilet. My cat Wally can open the door by himself. And, Mojo can turn the light on in the kitchen. The rest of them don't have any tricks, but they're so sweet and cute, it doesn't really matter.
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I taught my dog to 'whisper'. He knows how to speak and will give a normal bark when you tell him to 'speak' but when you tell him to 'whisper' he gives a very soft and muffled sound :)
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Get me to wait on him hand and foot, and make me follow him around the house asking him what do you need when he meows.
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Our cat turned on the sink to get water, and the other one would turn the lights on and off.
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My fish let me pet them and i can catch them with my hands.......Thay also begg and follow you there in the kitchen so when you walk across the room the follow tell that pop there head in the wall.All 14 of them do it too. And my pet rat gave kisses and him and his cage mate whould play tag. There both over the rainbow bridge now.
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My husbands cat plays catch just like a puppy dog.
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She died a few years ago, but she would take a dump on command. My hubby was in charge of her house breaking training, so he would always say "mali, go take a shit" and she would. People would crack up because she'd instantly squat and dump.
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I love my dog Dillon, but the only thing he really ever does, is wait until we have company, then he lays in the middle of the room and loudly licks his balls!
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My cat holds the world record for "Laying on Things." No matter what it is, or where it is around the house, my cat has laid on it.
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My dog can high five and make a fart sound with her mouth...its hilarious.
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When we throw a ball, he gets it and brings it back to be thrown again. When he gets tired of chasing the ball, he just lays down on it and refuses to bring it back.
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We have a cockatiel that whistles "Dixie"!
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Poop on demand.
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If I tell my dog to get the cat he will find it and pin it down with it's mouth(harmlessly) and when he let's the cat up, the cat sits up and whacks the dog across the snout three quick times.
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Be there for me.
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It can opem any unlocked door in the house.
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Well he's a cat that's good at doing two things: Eating & Sleeping.
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Make me go to ONE particular store to buy ONE particular brand of "premium" cat food.
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Get me to feed her AGAIN just by saying "meow."
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lie down! o'course.. its not so much of a trick.. since 90% of the day shes practicing. xD
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My dog can say i love u. its clear as all get out to. Freaks ya out alittle bit.
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Actually the best and worst at the same time. my cat use to use the toilet. I've had her since a kitten and I never trained her to do it. She picked it up after following me into the bathroom all the time when she was a kitten I guess. Four paw prints on a white toilet seat is kind of neat, but when she growled and hissed at me when I interupted her once, it was right back to the litter box. Now she perches on the side of the litterbox. Always got to remember to put in extra litter in the wintertime or else she'll tip it over.
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My tiny 5ib dog brings me the remote hah its great! But she knows a good 25 commands she clicker trained.:)
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ive i point and click my mouth at an animal my dog will kill it
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Sleep and eat.
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I have five pets... 1. If I rub Rex's stomach and say "tickle,tickle" he moans and whines, but it sounds more like laughing... 2. All I say is, "Scooter, get the bird" and he goes straight to whichever tree has a bird in it! (Yes, he has run between trees because he didn't know which bird ot go after) He does the same for squirrels, but he almost always gets the right tree... then he waits for it to get shot down... 100% pure hunting dog. 3. Monty will fetch anything you throw (whether you threw it for him or not)... softball, baseball, football, snowball, stick, rubber chew toy, tire, tools, baseball gloves, keys... Okay, those are the dogs! These are my cats: Chip can eat... a lot... And Static knows how to beg for human food... It's too cute to resist!!!
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my little papillon understands two languages & it freaks people out because i can just mouth the command (like; let go get the mail, sit, stay, move back, go to the door, go to your bed etc) like a whisper in either language & he does it asap.. hehe its so cute. he drives me loopy caus i luff him so much & he always does such crazi cute & brilliant things! i duno wot id do with out my puppy (^_^) das love
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My cats, they've natually inherited the ignorance is bliss genes. They don't come when I call them.
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When I tell him "let me see what you got" he rolls on his back and opens his legs.
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Umm..he eats spiders. Good for when everyone else is too scared to kill them, I guess.
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hide
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My cat plays fetch. Not impressive for a dog, but pretty unusual for a cat, at least in my experience.
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My cat is leash trained, sits, lies down, and performs other tricks on command AND she can show me what she thinks of all this by licking her butt clean just before licking my fingers.
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grasping the floor when she wants her place clean and jump fiercely on every part of my body covered by something. ah, running crazy like hell and jumping of papersheets weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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He understands two languages. :)
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say i love you if its a dog
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come to my bed in the morning wanting for attention and wakeing me up and getting away pretty easily. so leaving me pretty (bad) awake. she can jump on my keyboard several times back and forth and, uhhhmm... Yeah, the best: Watching you pretty straight for no reason at all. and right at that moment you can hear that rockwell's song chours : "I always feel that somebody's watchin' me! And I have no privacy wooohooohooo I always feel that somebody's watchin' me!" yeah.
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i never put a leash on my dalmation she is such a good dog her trick is how flippin smart she is
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bah...i have 5 cats with minds of their own. they have to be in the mood to play tricks! but they always respond to certain words ~ if i say yum yum time or nip nip (free catnip) they come running! they can also do pretty high leaps in the air (6 feet+) chasing after the laser pointer, play fetch, etc. the best trick is performed by riley ~ he can play gimme 5. when i stick my hand out and say gimme 5, he'll tap it with his paw. he does it again when i say up high. and its hilarious...he misses down low, too slow every time.
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My cat can play fetch, you throw a wad of paper across the room and he will go get it and bring it back to you.
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I'm hoping I'll be able to train one to live forever, but no luck so far. :(
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Dance! :O Well he stands up and moves around when he wants chicken or ham. :P
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my great dane can flyyyy!!!!!! no...jk he can...i don't know..
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my hamster Jaq can do a trick. when i hold him in my hands, i act like there is a camera in front of me, and i say "Jaq, there is a camera, pose." and he actually poses. its so kewl!
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My pit bull can WINK!!! I have yet to meet a dog that can wink on command!
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One of my cats stands up on his back legs and claps his front paws together. It's so adorable! He will do it on command and just randomly start doing it. I have never seen or heard of another cat doing this. As for my dog... sit, lay down and shake are about all he will do.
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my cat always come running when i give the signal of "time to eat" :-) however my 3-month-old puddle never does a single trick :-( ok maybe he's too young 4 tricks? whatever
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Me and my brother used to skitch the dog onto each other. It was funny actually, but the poor dog didn't know who to attack, although it was normally me.
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Nothing amazing, but I did have a cat once who liked to drink coke. But he wouldn't put his face in it, he would dip his paw into the coke and lick it off.
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Not really a trick, but my kitten has a meow that sounds like a bark.
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Shasa a Bijong would dance on his hind legs and sing on command sadly has pasted on
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HAD ... A cat that played fetch, hide-n-seek and tag with me. Miss her like crazy!
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Yes my dog will sit stay and play dead, i taught her when she was a pup and ten years later she stills remembers them well
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My puppy can sit, stay, fetch and always wants me to rub her belly. Loves to lick my feet, shes soooo cute. I give her treats every day.
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My miniature pig - *Grunt* - could sit, beg, roll over and chase ball. He was so clever and cute too! He lives on a big farm now and is a favorite pet for three nice children :) ~ PS: I don't have any of him doing tricks, but here's his pic anyway :)
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Yes, I have a small colony of Mexican Flat-Nosed bats that swarm anyone I put a dab on cologne on.
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