Can anyone think of a christmas present suitable for an over bearing,obnoxious and annoying man,would be grateful for any thoughts.
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Lippycow Jetpacking for Nelson
ANSWERS: 14
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Nut Crackers ? < ouch >
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Get him a lump of coal of course. He's been naughty.
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A goose!
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A photo frame with the photo of the person he likes the most . atleast he'll be happy with you and smile on Christmas Day .
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A turd in a box . http://funideas.com/giftturdbox.html
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i'd go with the classic: coal.
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Something really ugly that he has to keep out and on display in case you go over to his place.
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A nude massage performed by you.
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A mirror. A subscription to O Magazine. Some books from Dr. Phil?
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a tape of him being 'over bearing..obnoxious and annoying pain in butt'.. in surround sound !
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If he has young children, I'd give his kids those loud annoying musical toys, which kids love parents hate. Hee!
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Stale fruitcake or those really cheap chocolates that taste like sh*t. Then keep asking him how he liked them, so he'll be too embarrassed to tell you he didn't. Or, if he DOES eat them, you know he'll have the runs for a few days...:)
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A wedgie.
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... a small lump of coal and a note signed by "Santa" that says, "Be better next year."
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