Why am I holding a bottle of tequila to my face?
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ANSWERS: 14
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maybe because you are drunk.
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Because you want to taste el gusano.
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You might want to make yourself vomit from drinking it??
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Because you're getting ready to pour me another drink.
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Because you are wondering if the worm is still inside the bottle or - maybe - inside you? +
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Because it feels so cool against your face. It also helps make your head stop pounding after last nights over indulgence.
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Because the light refraction coming through it enhances the effects of the LSD you took about three hours ago.
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i hate tequila but i drink it
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Because you got that deep-down body thirst. It's what all the professional atheletes use! Go ahead! Drink it! You'll think you can throw like Peyton Manning! You'll think you can run like LaDainian Tomlinson! Honest!!
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Because you love that brand so much? (I've heard that some kinds are actually rather drinkable.)
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Waiting for me to do the coutdown.......ready...set....DRINK!!
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Why am I? It seems we are both trying to learn to speak another language. Quite fun.
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Can't find your mouth?
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you have a drinking problem and don't remember how to open your mouth?
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