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Well, if he can lift 100lb. boxes repeatedly over his head then I'll consider him for an assistant position.
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I taught em myself.
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yes and I wish they'd hurry up and train him so I can retire.
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I hate to admit it, but frankly, yes.
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Not unless he know Unix, TWS scheduling software, Legato sofware, Windows & Unix server restores, file restores, can speak to support and customers on the phone....
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The monkey would literally go up a tree doing the job of a housewife. LOL
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a monkey would be over-qualified; more likely a donkey.
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No, but I could get a few drunk monkeys to replace some of my co-workers. I doubt if many would notice.
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I work in a McDonald's resturant, and I don't think a monkey could do it, even though some people would probably think so. First of all, communication is key, you must be able to communicate effectively, clearly, to both your costumers and your co-workers. It is also important to be able to do many things at the same time, which is basically what McDonald's whole business idea is. Standing in the drive-thru (when only one window is open that is) can be tense, you must be able to pack food, take orders, and talk with the customer at your window if he wants something, while at the same time making sure noone waits for more than 3:30 minutes. All in all, communication, focus, effectiveness, and multitasking are the more important traits to have in the fast-food 'business', and I'm not too sure that's what monkey do best.
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Even Dr.Laura could be trained to do my job. But I would rather have the monkey as a replacement.
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Have you been watching Malcolm In The Middle? Did you see the episode with the monkey helping out? :-)
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Well, there are other monkeys where I work, so yes!
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Depending on were and if you work.
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Who do you think trained me.
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I don't know, can you train a monkey to SCIENTIST ROCKETS?!?!?!?
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Can a monkey be trained to build highways and other structures?
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No. They have their own uses!
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monkeys can't use magic spells, doesn't have the vocab.
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What job? So yes. +5
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Yes, if they had good references and could pass a drug test.
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Sure,he works the night shift.I only got promoted to the day shift because I had less body hair.
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Nope, you need good judegemnt/promblem solving skills, and the ability to prioritize based on circumstance
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Didn't I ask this question a few months ago?
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I'm a full-time student and I spend most of my time reading and writing about obscure historical stuff. I don't think a monkey could do that.
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I honestly feel a trained monkey could do my bosses job...and probably better than he does. Mine, no...too much coding involved.....
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Absolutely!
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I doubt it. My job does not involve climbing trees.
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No way.
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The monkey can try, but I don't think so!
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No.
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+5 not in a million years
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I do a lot of odd job. I'm pretty sure that some of them would be quite monkey friendly :-)
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Sure, but I would hate to be the person who audits his work.
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No. They don’t have opposable thumbs.
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He can press the buttons but wouldnt know which ones!! +
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Sure, if you can train him how to play classical music on the piano, draw, paint, clean house, and pay bills. I'd be glad to turn it over to him/her.
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Nope.
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Well, it already pays peanuts!
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maybe, wonder if thats why i dont have a job, maybe they trained a monkey to do it
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