Is a barber shop/strip club a good idea? The girls will cut your hair topless.

The men would probably think so, but thier wives probably won't..

Interestingly enough, I just had a dream about a combination barber shop / strip club last night. I wrote a post about it on my blog today, including pros/cons. Here's a sample, for the rest, check out the full post at

http://typeset.vox.com/library/post/it-sounded-like-a-good-idea-episode-1.html

Pros:

1. There's finally an actual use for that barber pole
2. Gives scumbags a great excuse when they get home - "Sorry honey, just got a haircut, let me go take a shower and get these little hairs off me [and conveniently wash away any traces of cigarette smoke and/or stripper perfume, heh heh heh]"
3. (Continued on blog)

Cons:

1. Cut hair and stripper glitter do not mix. I have a sneaking suspicion the dancers would end up looking like female versions of Teen Wolf (Jason Bateman version, not Michael J. Fox version)
2. The buzz of electric clippers in the background really cuts down on the erotic appeal of someone gyrating to Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
3. (Continued on blog)

Prolly not... I think it would be nice for the customers, but wouldn't the girls get itchy boobies from the hair that's flying about?? And then they'd get rashes on their boobs and nobody likes that. :)

Nothing involving a strip club is a good idea. Unless of course you don't care about the element you bring to the neighborhood, the marriages you ruin, and the girls that end up in the gutter when you're done with them. If you can deal with that I'm sure you'll make a lot of money.

Let me think this through - sharp implements, nipples ... not sure I'd want to work there...

Topless hair? argh! lol.

Yes it is. Pretty much anything with topless females is a good idea.

Ah... No

I feel neglected....How bout guys (ala Chippendale's) for my hair care needs?

If you got some good lookin' women, yes. When I go to get my hair cut the women are more or less shoving their chests into my face as it is, the only problem is they're not really the type of women I really want shoving their chests into my face.

I know of a couple places that come close

funny.

do not even try inless ur a mobster, cuz they have thair greedy lil hands wraped all around these gimics trust me. an u will get to know them real fast if ya open shop! if they let ya stay open u will ve to give em a cut for ur own good lol. i had this idea for yrs. nips-N-clips is the name of mine. men luv the laid back hair wash w/the girls rubing all up on thair cheek as they lean over em. oh an u will need throw away capes made of paper lol. tinted windows or no windows an parking in the back to hide the cars so wives going to lunch do not see the hubbys car.

Lol, that would be itchy for the girls.

I would prefer to frequent a "Strip Dentist's Office".

Mirrors lots of mirrors.

I think this is a great idea!

That's the best idea since sliced bread!

I'll be there on opening day.

Heck yes! I'll invest in that idea. Open a shop in Chicago!!

You ought to make about a billion dollars your first year. In the Louisiana Go Zone you can get big tax credits for starting a business in the hurricaine affected areas. You're going to need some.

As long as they get fully protective aprons. Those scissors are sharp. Can do terrible damage. You wouldn't want the legal hassle. It would be better if the men were topless, much easier to get rid of excess hair.

And all the girls would get thoroughly felt up by their customers. One of the rules in strip clubs is keeping an obvious separation between the girls and the punters. Setting up a situation where scantily clad girls *have * to touch men, they are going to get touched back - and they aren't going to like it. Unless, of course, you are setting up a brothel, in which case be honest about it.

That one would honestly be difficult depending on the restrictions that are set on the topless clubs in your area.. I use to own and manage a topless club here and with the restrictions they put on my girls they were not able to go with in 3 feet of a coustomer unless they were completly coverd with a floor gown or robe.. But if you can make it work I think it would go really well...

haha i think the hairdressers would be the new place for men to hang out lol

I luvd it when hubby went to the topless barbers. His dick was so dripping wet when he got home I just had to get on my knees.