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King Beef
ANSWERS: 18
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...you can eat apple through a tennis racket.
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People mistake them for popcorn.
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People's eyes get really wide when the look at you smiling..
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You go to brush them and they kind of crumble and get mixed up with the toothbrush bristles and toothpaste.
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The tooth fairy throws up on your pillow.
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People can't tell where the biscuit stops and your teeth start ;-)
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You look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show.
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When the Dentist tells you itS better to pull them all...
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Micheal Jackson asks you to be in his Thriller video.
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when your teeth start looking like this...
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when your toothbrush melts.
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When you smile at the dog, and the dog runs away and hides under the bed.
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when you brush them they break off.
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you bite into a slice of fresh bread and they start to fall out.
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they fall out while you're talking!
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When people ask if they can borrow your Bubba teeth for Halloween...
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When you smile and it looks like your teeth are throwing up gang signs! lol
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The dentist looks in, whistles--and you hear the echo.
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