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LOL looks as you taught her well! My dad tells me that when I was little we were wood cutting and got pulled over on our way home. As the bacon approached the window I reached into the back seat and grabbed a beer for my dad out of the cooler. Luckily it was still the 80's so no serious harm was done.
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I have 6 children,I can't begin to count how many times I've been embarrased by my children! Recently, I asked my boss over for dinner and my daughter said, "So that's the f***ing jerk mom!" I had a bad day last week and she overheard me say that comment to my husband,I had thought she was outside at the time!
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Ok, I don't have kids...but I had to say that that is absolutely hysterical. Hubby and I had a good laugh about that for a while. However, when hubby was about 10 he said a cop pulled his dad over for speeding and they went through all the bs that they normally do and were being very polite to each other but when the cop said "I'm going to have to give you a ticket" 10yr old hubby chimes in from the backseat and says "You've gotta be f@#%ing kidding me!"
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Once when I was being introduced to a friend of my father's, my son saw the man's wife approaching. She was quite a large woman wearing a purple pantsuit. My son burst out "Hey Mom! It's Barney!" Another time we saw a man walking across the street with a really long-backed mullet. My daughter shouted "Hey mister, NICE HAIR!"
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