Let's assume that Heaven and Hell actually exist... If you were sent to Hell for your sins & the Devil (being in a surprisingly good mood that day) allowed you to suggest your own form of punishment for eternity, what would you suggest?
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ANSWERS: 13
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do whatever i want for eternity! lol
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To listen to whining constantly.
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to just live another life on earth
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to go to heaven, which, to the Devil,, would be a horrible punishment....LOL (ain't I sneaky?) LOL
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I agree with singwell, but for a different reason. If Heaven existed anywheres near how it is normally depicted, it would be full of the very type of people I can't stand here on Earth (pretentious, intolerant proselytizers) and be a very boring place other than that. Heaven would legitimately be a punishment to me so I wouldn't have to lie. The thing is that I'd be surprising so many people upstairs by my arrival that it would be a small price to pay to see the look on their faces when I show up, and I'm spiteful enough to let that amusement distract me from how much (after)life sucks.
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To be sent back to earth.
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I would be punished by being given all the powers of god.
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I would have to service 6 nubile nyphettes everyday(except when test cricket is on) and drink a bottle of Jack's and roll 6 fat scoobies and smoke them while relaxing after a hard(get it) days work
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Wow. I don't know. It's an awful thought. I'd better shape up!
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To be fed a tasty dinner. -Socrates
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Sit in between Jerry Fawell and Jimmy Bakker for all eternity
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Sit between Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Bakker for all eternity
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to be used as a sex toy for all of the population of hell to use without needing a stop. (this is also my idea of heaven so either way i win) :D
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