Is it possible to tell a version of the "Aristocrat" joke on AB without being banned for life?
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Sosueme
ANSWERS: 4
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You could try the adult section, but someone would still probably flag you!
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Sure, but it would be filled with asterisks.
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So, my brother, sister and I were in a stage act with my Mother and Grandfather. My father was passed out on the couch after getting into another argument with my Grandmother, so it was just us. The cats ran on stage while being chased by the dog who was wearing a leather collar. My Grandfather is quite spry, and grabbed the cats and started juggling them, so my Mother grabbed the dog and started rubbing his tummy (you know how dogs get the jiggle foot going when you do that?). I pulled out the cattle prod that I always carry with me, and said "guess I don't need this tonight". My Brother tossed his cat o' nine tails whip into the audience and said "to many cats on stage as it is tonight", and my sister pulled out some rubber things and started blowing them up to make balloon animals (balloons, that's that they are called!) and passed them to the kids in the audience. Our manager ran out on stage and yelled, "Sorry folks, that's not how the show normally works, normally the Grandfather says to the youngest "PULL MY FINGER". The name of the act is the aristocrats.
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What's the aristocrat joke? Lol, don't answer that, you;ll probably be banned for life as you said
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