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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Spend no time following the advice of others...that includes me.
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i'm love is blind, and god is love and ray charlse is blind, then God can play the piano
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Never underestimate macemen. When chopping vegetables, hold down the front of the knife for extra speed and accuracy. Watch out for bears when camping. Never trust a New Yorker. London police officers are nice. Bottled water is a scam.
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A positive mental attitude will get you through rough times.
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Never put brown shoelaces in black shoes.
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Hell hath no fury like the woman scorned. I got it right this time. Optimism is the true path to happiness. Dont let a bumpy road cause a bumpy butt
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If you want to make a ton of points like me, try to moderate questions that are asked in the wrong category into the correct category. +5 a pop.
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In college football, never bet on a road underdog, and when playing blackjack, never split 5's.
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Recycle - it's good for us.
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masturbation is good but it is not the best
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every day is a gift...live it as if it is your last day on earth
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Don't sweat the small stuff. (It's ALL small stuff.)
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Try just a little harder to think before you speak. This is my new goal.
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Always be honest and kind!
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When you microwave frozen burritos, put them on the plate seam-up so they don't pop and get burrito filling all over the plate.
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