ANSWERS: 5
  • Just use your vibrator, like the ladies do.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      LOL AT the dinner party!!? *thinks* I'll just introduce myself as Bill O'Reilly, so it won't seem unusual.
    • Anoname
      Pithy. - Where is that buzzing coming from ?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      um, what buzzing? Um..I'm using the blender! I mean the doorbell! Wait *sweats* Lot of things go buzz!!!! it could even be my tooth brush, or an electric steak knife, or a vibrator. No, wait, NOT a vibrator, yea that was it. Aw shoot. *runs away* *awkwardly*
  • Try some hemorrhoid cream.
  • Go see the doc. It is often a sign of gall bladder problems. Bile should be absorbed in the colon, when it's not, you get an itchy butt hole. Oral medication clears this up.
  • LOL, it's okay.I'll just let Captain Meow claw at it a bit. (it was only a joke question, for those who may have thought it a genuine inquiry. The truth is Mr Pants is a perfect asshole. *waits* *crickets* Ah geez..
    • beaker95
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Can one buy chocolate at this 7-11? *blink* *cowers a bit having asked that one*
    • beaker95
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh! ....I keep change in mine. You know, in case anyone needs a quarter for a toll, or something.
    • beaker95
  • No, get something to kill the pin worms in your ass. They may have come from your dog or cat anyway.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Pin worms?? Eep! ....How about if I just douche it with some boric acid?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Hydrochloric acid? *blink*
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Sulfuric?? *blink blink*

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