I recently wrote a note to Captain Meow's teacher, in which I refered to myself as his farter..well

..it was a simple misspelling but they called child protective services, who inform me that flatulence is no laughing matter and what I want to know is how much trouble am I actually in? 5 years? Early parole for good behavior? (no farting on the guards) What?

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Mr PantsFellDown

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What branch of the military did Captain Meow serve in? Gas attacks are something every good soldier is prepared for. Your flatulence should pose no threat to a trained cat mascot.

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