ANSWERS: 8
  • Funnily enough, no.....
  • Well, actually, in the right nasty restaurant, a couple of burgers on the table can keep their interest off of your crap. (Well, it works with my crap anyway, because it smells like flowers.)
    • Murgatroyd
      There is only one nasty restaurant, it's called McDonald's.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I think their burgers are 50% sawdust and some kind of gelatinous filler material.
    • Murgatroyd
      I would rather eat sawdust than have anything to do with those IRA-supporting scumbags any day. The quality of their food does not enter into it, I hate McDonald's for personal reasons.
  • Interesting concept, but no. I keep a wooden plank at the table and when I spot a fly eyeing up my burger as a landing zone ... I give it a mid flight swat to the side. That generally screws up the little bastards flight plans for the day....
    • beaker95
      That fly might have children at home, awaiting love and nourishment.....
    • Murgatroyd
      Have you been listening to "Ogden's Nut Gone Flake"?
    • we are dough 68
      No, Dean Friedman's greatest hits.
    • Murgatroyd
      He only had three hits (Ariel, Lucky Stars and Lydia). That's not enough to make a greatest hits album. Lol:)
    • Linda Joy
      Maybe they repeat.
  • 3-30-2017 Uh, ... No. I never did.
  • Not deliberately. Lol:)
  • One time I found a new burger place that was sooo nice. Everything new and clean, the menu was great, the waitresses wore 50's dresses and we listened to cool old music, and...I had to go to the bathroom. So I went, and as I sat, wizzing and plopping away, contentedly, I remember thinking, "Wow. Nice touch, having all these plants and related greenery in the men's room!...Little piles of celery sticks even! ..and olives, and macaroni salad..." Just then two employees grabbed me by each arm and I was escorted away from the salad bar. (I hate when that happens.) .."See if use YOUR bathroom again!", I cautioned them sternly.
  • Mr Pants had a burger, fries and drink at a place called FIVE GUYS last night. (I haven't used their bathroom yet.) Amazingly good food. But it's $16 for 1 burger, 1 fries, 1 drink. ....Sometimes I go to Red Robin, which claims to specialize in "gourmet burgers (and they kinda do. There's one with blue cheese in it for example. VERY tasty) But it will cost you more like $28 to eat a burger there. McDonalds meanwhile, well, they started out boasting of "all beef patties", but times change and they're not able to make that claim anymore, because there really is a lot of filler mixed into the meat. This IS good however, for the young, the poor (and the retired on pensions), because you can get a burger, fries and drink from the "dollar menu" there, for little more than three bucks. (Oh, and they do actually serve great coffee, also for a dollar. Sometimes I get that. But generally, kids go to McDonalds, adults go to Red Robin or 5 Guys. .....Oh,and that place with the salad bar in the bathroom (j/k) was called The 5 'N Diner. They were a 50's themed place, with memorabilia everywhere, and costumed waitresses. A burger there could be gotten loaded with SO MANY things, they'd even put a fried egg on it!!! (It's not as weird as it sounds, after all mayonnaise is eggs). But the republican takeover economy knocked them out of business. They're gone. And Mr Pants is still seeking a clean, shiny aluminum bathroom to take the place of theirs :{
  • No. I save that for bus rides so no one will sit next to me!

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