ANSWERS: 4
  • Only if a space slingshot was used to propel it here.
  • Yes, and a box of condoms as well. You can never be too careful. : )
    • we are dough 68
      Can't I just buy one and keep washing it ?
    • Ice man
      I don't see why not, but you might want to take it off first.
    • we are dough 68
      But it keeps my pecker warm. And stops the sand flies from feeding.
    • Ice man
      Then stick it in a plastic bottle while you're waiting for your laundry to dry.
    • we are dough 68
      There are no plastic bottles THAT small. And I only have a loin cloth. And a leopard skin thong.
    • Ice man
      Then try on a bottle cap, or run faster than those sand fleas.
    • we are dough 68
      My knees won't let me. And I'm not Kenyan.
    • Ice man
      Isn't he married to one of the other Kardashians ?
    • we are dough 68
      No, you are thinking of Dr. Bruce Banner.
    • Ice man
      Yes of course. He's the elusive one .. kind of a fugitive.
    • we are dough 68
      No, now you are thinking of Pamela's ex, Mr. Tommy Lee. Do try and keep up with the entertainment industry.
    • Ice man
      Did you know his real name was "Mr. Johnson" ?
    • we are dough 68
      No, I read it was "Bass. "
    • Ice man
      You can read ? But you're not Canadian ! And by the way.. now you know how Pamela's mouth got stretchered out to that shape.
    • we are dough 68
      I can read large print, if the wind is in the right direction. Pamela has a mighty fine orifice.
    • Ice man
      It's big enough that you could wash my truck inside there.
  • Not if they are over 21 and can pass a yearly sobriety test.
  • i dont think so

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