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by centrator on October 21st, 2008
"It was the best of bacon, it was the worst of bacon."
"It is a far, far better bacon than ever I have done before."
(The first and last lines of Charles Dickens, "A Tale of Two Cities.")
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2007
I did NOT have bacon with that Woman.
by ericscott on July 19th, 2007
Go ahead. Make my bacon.
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on July 19th, 2007
Do not shoot till you see the whites of their bacon
by Jax is missing AB on July 19th, 2007
Hell hast no fury like a woman's bacon.
by anonymous on July 19th, 2007
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on bacon
by mekare on July 19th, 2007
"there is nothing to fear but [bacon] itself."
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2007
Bacon, bacon, wherefore art thou, bacon?
by ChrisDG on July 19th, 2007
"To be or not to be. That is the bacon."
by Patti jo on July 19th, 2007
We teach people how to bacon us
by Vexxation on July 19th, 2007
Ask not what your bacon can do for you, but what you can do for your bacon.
by Penny The Wise on July 19th, 2007
"Luke- I am your bacon." ~ Darth Vader
"I find your lack of bacon disturbing" ~ Darth Vader
"You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his bacon is." ~ Douglas Adams
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2007
I've discovered that all human bacon comes from this; Man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on November 19th, 2007
"Can't we all just get bacon?" - Rodney King.
by Mr n Mrs M... on July 20th, 2007
This is one small step for ham... One giant leep for Bacon-kind...
by Shopping Sheryl - home from the hospital on July 19th, 2007
Man cannot live by bacon alone.
by LilFredNamedEd on July 19th, 2007
damn the bacon full steam ahead
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on July 19th, 2007
Martin Luther King:
"I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of bacon."
by peterpam on July 19th, 2007
I am bac-on the road again!
by three cousins from the 313 on October 21st, 2008
I have a bacon today!
I have a bacon that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a bacon today!
I have a bacon that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory
by AntigoneRising on July 20th, 2007
That which does not kill us only makes us bacon.
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2007
Green Eggs and Bacon- DR. SEUSS
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on July 19th, 2007
"Gondor has no bacon. Gondor needs no bacon!"
by CuppyCake is actually missing Ohio... on July 19th, 2007
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of bacon left, and I could say, "I used everything you gave me"" -Erma Bombeck
by kidalbino on July 19th, 2007
When I die and my time on earth has passed I hope they bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my bacon. Bobby Knight
by JTP on July 19th, 2007
"All we have to bacon, is bacon itself!"
by Oddjob on July 19th, 2007
"To bacon or not to Bacon?" No question about it bring on the bacon.
by Phenom Phan on August 30th, 2008
Let's get ready to bacon!
by lekililina on August 18th, 2008
What is in a name? Bacon by any other name would smell as sweet. (Romeo & Juliet)
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Scarlett (Vivien Leigh): Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett (Clark Gable): And you Miss, are no bacon. Don't think that I hold that against you. Bacon has never held any charm for me.
(Gone With The Wind)
by CousinVinny on November 19th, 2007
"When you come to a fork in the bacon take it"
-- Yogi Berra
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on August 30th, 2007
Give me bacon or give me death.
by Xtreme2252 on August 30th, 2007
"It will take time to restore bacon"- George W. Bush
"bacon" unfortunately means "chaos"
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on July 19th, 2007
"There is more stupidity than [bacon] in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa
by shiney on July 19th, 2007
i got nothin', but this made me laugh.
by Shelby on July 19th, 2007
She meant bacon to me!
by OnceBitten on July 19th, 2007
Always vote for bacon, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
John Quincy Adams
by tomsims on July 19th, 2007
"The price of *bacon* is eternal vigilance."
- Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Sims,
(inspired by avallach JSAIMU)
or ...
"The price of freedom is eternal bacon."
- Same sources
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2007
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be bacon."
by Kyogre-Stataen on July 19th, 2007
I am the light of the world. Let your bacon shine before men.
by Richard on July 19th, 2007
Bacon is more important than knowledge.
by .avallach on July 19th, 2007
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in bacon, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
by DukeG on November 8th, 2008
To be or not to be, That is the Bacon.
by The Devils Own on September 17th, 2008
A mad lib.
by Skwiggledame on September 17th, 2008
This is bacon!!! (If yu don't get it's from sparta)
by ThisUsernameIsTaken on September 17th, 2008
A boy's best friend is his bacon.
Norman Bates, Psycho
by Floater on August 22nd, 2008
Ask not what your bacon can do for you, Ask what you can do for your bacon !
by hhhttt on August 22nd, 2008
Martin Luther King
I Have a Bacon
Star Wars
Bacon, I am your father
by hbkfan674 on August 22nd, 2008
il scratch your bacon if you scratch mine
by koldkanuck on April 7th, 2008
“I’ll give you my bacon when you take it from my cold, dead hands”.
by pericynthion on November 19th, 2007
Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bacon undervolt.
Does it depress you when you see someone eating bacon?
by Friendly Stranger on August 1st, 2011
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What do you like to eat with bacon?
by Friendly Stranger on August 26th, 2011
| 14 people like this
Have you eaten beef bacon?
by Weylon on July 19th, 2011
| 3 people like this
If god exists why does bacon get smaller as you cook it?
by Joe Winfield on August 19th, 2011
| 6 people like this
Anyone want a bacon sandwich?
by Zack on November 11th, 2011
| 10 people like this
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by Peter the Mayor on October 21st, 2008
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by Eggman on October 21st, 2008