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I love my job.
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Halo.
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Paper can float, but we cannot.
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Lost the dog about a mile back.
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I effing hate working around a bunch of slackers.
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This bow legged chick is pigeon toed.
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when the next harry potter movie come out, i'm going to freak out EVERYONE THERE by wearing a towel for a cape and a newspaper wizard's hat. also, i am going to pretend a big wooden spoon is a wand, and i'm going to run around yelling EXPELIARMUS at everyone. i want them to be really weirded out;; bonus points if i can creep out those in the ACTUAL costumes. seriously, that is what i was just contemplating.
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If you're rowing down the street in your pink canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse? 24 because icecream doesn't have bones.
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I am really scared of Snoop Dogg.
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